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Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostWrong, the koreans crashed, the clock was still running, therefore they were NOT the fastest. The gold Korean was the fastest, Ohno was the 2nd fastest and Celski was the 3rd fastest. Can't argue otherwise."To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
—Abraham Maslow
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Originally posted by WashingtonCoug View PostIt doesn't matter if you were the fastest and didn't crash either. They judges can decide to disqualify the 1st place finisher if they think he was pushing.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostWhen racing on an oval without assigned lanes, there can be a difference between the quickest and the fastest. The quickest is always the winner, where the fastest is not always in first place.
You FIL people are confusing me.I'm like LeBron James.
-mpfunk
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I think we're all arguing different points. The Koreans were the faster (speed) skaters. If not for the 2nd Korean tripping #3 Korean #3 would have won. #3 Korean was faster than Ohno. Ohno just happened to cross the line first because someone tripped his opponent. That had nothing to do with speed.
Saying that Ohno is faster is like saying an offensive lineman is faster than a receiver, because the offensive lineman reached the endzone before the receiver. Even though the receiver was being blocked by a defensive back the whole way down the field."To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
—Abraham Maslow
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Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostSo 1st place guy finishes in 43.281 and 2nd place guy finishes in 43.585. Is there any scenario in which the first guy was not the fastest?
You FIL people are confusing me."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
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-Rick Majerus
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This discussion reminds me of a Woody Allen line:
We can say that the universe consists of a substance, and this substance we will call "atoms," or else we will call it "monads." Democritus called it atoms. Leibniz called it monads. Fortunately, the two men never met, or there would have been a very dull argument.
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It's like the quarter mile drag race. The car that crosses the finish in the shortest amount of time doesn't necessarily hit the top speed."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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I will add a new wrinkle to this discussion: I haven't watched a single bit of the winter Olympic competitions, including this alleged speed skating race. Not one event. Not sure if I am alone in that category.
However, somewhat related...tomorrow I am taking the Puffy Check ice skating, where there will definitely be pileups, tripping, and hurt feelings. I am also confident that there will be some Koreans.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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