Unusual sexual obsession in church

[scottie]

Church

[Portland Ute]

But if you like looking at midgets dressed like Star Wars storm troopers putting metal pipes up their anal orifice while gently walking a gerbil into your ass with the help of a large bic lighter, that doesn't strike me as normal and perhaps one might hesitate to send such a prospective missionary into the mission field. But that might just be me.

I thought I was well beyond being surprised by things you say.

I was wrong.



You've got quite the creative mind there, soldier.

[wuapinmon]

You've got quite the creative mind there, soldier.

Seriously? That's not creative; it's derivative of stuff that comedians were joking about in the late 80's.

Creative's the guy who we surprised in flagrante delicto with a slutty overripe cantaloupe in the middle of a cane field we were taking a shortcut across one afternoon in 1993.

[dabrockster]

If only the church would embrace..
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[Goatnapper'96]

Seriously? That's not creative; it's derivative of stuff that comedians were joking about in the late 80's.

Creative's the guy who we surprised in flagrante delicto with a slutty overripe cantaloupe in the middle of a cane field we were taking a shortcut across one afternoon in 1993.

No doubt, wasn't the rumors about Richard Gere and gerbil popular when "Pretty Woman" came out in either my junior or senior year of HS, 89-90?

[Northwestcoug]

No doubt, wasn't the rumors about Richard Gere and gerbil popular when "Pretty Woman" came out in either my junior or senior year of HS, 89-90?

I remember those. But I also heard the Pet Shop Boys came up with that name because of a gerbil fetish.

[wuapinmon]

No doubt, wasn't the rumors about Richard Gere and gerbil popular when "Pretty Woman" came out in either my junior or senior year of HS, 89-90?

I can't remember when I didn't know that rumor. I was a sophomore in 89-90; that seems about right. Speaking of Pretty Woman, I still get a flash of the first sex scene when I see a black piano. Some images never leave us.

[Portland Ute]

Seriously? That's not creative; it's derivative of stuff that comedians were joking about in the late 80's.

Creative's the guy who we surprised in flagrante delicto with a slutty overripe cantaloupe in the middle of a cane field we were taking a shortcut across one afternoon in 1993.

Midgets? Storm Troopers? Metal pipes? Big lighters?

Sans the gerbils it's still a wild scene that Goat created.

[wuapinmon]

Midgets? Storm Troopers? Metal pipes? Big lighters?

Sans the gerbils it's still a wild scene that Goat created.

Midgets were cliche enough that Adam Sandler was already mocking their use in Happy Gilmore 15 years ago. Storm Trooper porn has been around since the 80's. Metal pipes? Come on? Big lighters? S&M?

If you want creative, imagine a scene involving the cowgirl position on a waterbed with both people covered in sugar with a swarming hive on honeybees on them. All the while, there's a discoball going with Ministry's "Just One Fix" playing synched up with an old tv playing an endless loop of lottery drawings.

[Indy Coug]

It's only uncreative if you haven't seen it before... :yikes:

[Applejack]

I would not buy a Playboy Magazine and actually never have. On the other hand if one was being passed around the office I would take a turn looking at it.

I would hope my Bishop would agree with me that I do not have a problem with porn.

Do you work at an office in the 1950s? I feel like I'm reading a post from Don Draper.

[wuapinmon]

Do you work at an office in the 1950s? I feel like I'm reading a post from Don Draper.

BYU71 has an office full of Japanese decor and Rothko paintings. You have to take off your shoes to go in.

[Applejack]

BYU71 has an office full of Japanese decor and Rothko paintings. You have to take off your shoes to go in.

I was picturing dark hues, mahogany desks, Eames chairs, and secretaries with beehive hairdos.

[edward777]

I'm not a fan of everything that comes from LDS Social Services.

Nevertheless, I get the impression that its support groups, which are adapted from AA's 12-step program, are pretty successful in helping people overcome things like addiction to pornography.

Can you show me something in the DSM that define "porn addiction" much less even any reference to it whatsoever in the manual?

Porn addiction does not exist in the real world of psychology. It can fall under compulsive behaviors or "hypersexual disorder", like not being able to live without porn and winding up fired because you look at it at work, or you ignore your wife/husband in favor of porn (an actual problem in Japan).

I personally cringe when people try to make a moral issue into a psychological issue. What next, dope a 16 year old girl for visiting a porn site? That would not surprise me since Americans seem to think everything can be fixed with prescription drugs. America is the most medicated society on earth. Hey, maybe someone could figure out a way to shut off the brain centers associated with sex until such time that a man and woman want to go out dating. Opps, that would negate their impulse to find a marriageable partner. That's right folks, lust and infatuation are the bait that hooks a couple into marriage. I knew this girl who, if she got turned on sexually by a guy, she would stop dating him on the spot -- you know, unwholesome thoughts had to be the proof that the relationship was not spiritual. Sad that despite her beauty and intelligence she is now past 40 and unmarried. maybe when she reaches an age that the hormones no longer flow she will find that special guy to go to the temple with.

I am not a fan of porn because I think it encourages behavior that is outside the bounds of married life and sex. However, like any other stimulation for the brain (food for example) it is natural for one to crave it and with the internet the availability is there all the time.

Oh, and yes, the more we talk about porn in church (focus on it) the more we encourage its use. And another thing, is it really good to discuss such an issue in front of little kids? I think Brigham Young and Joseph Smith's jaws would drop to the floor seeing little kids in the audience when porn is being discussed an neither of them were prudes by any measure.

[The Fourth Nephite]

I would not buy a Playboy Magazine and actually never have. On the other hand if one was being passed around the office I would take a turn looking at it.

Geez, what office do you work at?