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  • #76
    Originally posted by byu71 View Post
    This is so childish of me to post, but that has never stopped me.

    In Jr. High a stupid fad got started called "ball fighting". The vision of guys rolling around on the grass trying to grab hold of the others guys units brings a smile to my face. However, there were serious consequences. One poor lad actually lost a nut. Can't remember if it was the left or right.
    Wow that is just like "Caged Heat" only the exact opposite. What kind of masochistic school did you attend? Was your mascot some dude in an S&M outfit?

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
      Wow that is just like "Caged Heat" only the exact opposite. What kind of masochistic school did you attend? Was your mascot some dude in an S&M outfit?
      It was a school on the east bench full of intellectuals and progressives. Who knows, maybe the gay club started it.

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      • #78
        I for one will miss the occasional tete a tete with johnnylingus. For what it's worth I thought he was considerably less insufferable this time than on previous boards and at previous times. RIP JL.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by byu71 View Post
          It was a school on the east bench full of intellectuals and progressives. Who knows, maybe the gay club started it.
          Is that what passes for intellectuals and progressives in Utah? Ball ripping nut gropers? In most places the intellectuals and progressives are the folks smoking weed, playing D&D, marching in the band, painting in the art studios, playing chess, and a few are even out playing football. No ball ripping. Also, gays don't rip nuts. They love them. They cradle them. The bounce them softly. They don't rip them out and let them swing by the ganglia.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
            Is that what passes for intellectuals and progressives in Utah? Ball ripping nut gropers? In most places the intellectuals and progressives are the folks smoking weed, playing D&D, marching in the band, painting in the art studios, playing chess, and a few are even out playing football. No ball ripping. Also, gays don't rip nuts. They love them. They cradle them. The bounce them softly. They don't rip them out and let them swing by the ganglia.
            You forget, this was the early sixties. Utah was a lot different. Weed was something that made gardens ugly and gay was a synonym for fun and happiness.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Solon View Post
              you know, if you think about it "manure" really isn't a bad word: "ma" and "newer." Both pretty good things.
              Yeah, when you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing!
              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

              --Portland Ute

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              • #82
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                "Yes, and when you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing."
                Aw man, I'm a total hack.
                Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                --Portland Ute

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                  Aw man, I'm a total hack.
                  Total hack. But you're a brother to me.
                  "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                  -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Solon View Post
                    Total hack. But you're a brother to me.
                    I find this comforting, despite the things I've done with you that I would never do with my brother.
                    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                    --Portland Ute

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                      I find this comforting, despite the things I've done with you that I would never do with my brother.
                      TMI.
                      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by creekster View Post
                        TMI.
                        You'll need to clarify. Does this stand for "Tell more immediately"? Because I'm afraid I can only do that with Solon's permission.
                        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                        --Portland Ute

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                          You'll need to clarify. Does this stand for "Tell more immediately"? Because I'm afraid I can only do that with Solon's permission.
                          No way. They have to sign up at our website and enter credit-card information to get the rest of that story and the accompanying videos.
                          "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                          -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Solon View Post
                            No way. They have to sign up at our website and enter credit-card information to get the rest of that story and the accompanying videos.
                            Always protecting the revenue stream. Man, I knew there was a reason you were my "manager." Without your guidance, I'd just be giving it away!
                            Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                            None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                            I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                            --Portland Ute

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                              Always protecting the revenue stream. Man, I knew there was a reason you were my "manager." Without your guidance, I'd just be giving it away!
                              So does that make Solon your pimp?
                              "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                              "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                              "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                              -Rick Majerus

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                                So does that make Solon your pimp?
                                Don't sully our relationship with your street language. I'll stick with manager.
                                Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                                None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                                I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                                --Portland Ute

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