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How is there not a thread on this yet? This show is the definition of trash, but the kind of train wreck that's difficult to turn away from after taking a peak. The cast is truly insane ... I have no idea how these people function in the real world:
Whitney Rose: Whitney is truly a piece of work. The ex-wife of former BYU basketball player Sam Burgess, who had an affair with and ultimately married Dave Rose's brother when he was the President of Nuskin. Claims to be a descendant of "Mormon Royalty" but is now excommunicated and rabidly anti-Mormon. Her dad, Steve (pictured below), is a recovering drug addict that apparently made millions from a hair school and salon. Picks a fight with another housewife that apparently donated enough tequila for 500 people for her wedding (held in the basement of what appears to be a Daybreak McMansion) because the bartenders that apparently came with the tequila got too drunk and broke some glasses. Realized that she wasn't cut out to be a Mormon after deciding to forgo a 3-week vacation in Maui while in high scool in favor of a 3-week Church history tour, only to come back and mess around with her boyfriend and drink beer the night after the trip. Really likes stripper poles.
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Lisa Barlow: Her and her husband live in Draper and own a luxury marketing company and tequila brand. Claims to be "Mormon 2.0" ... which apparently means Mormon-in-name-only. Gifted Whitney enough tequila for 500 people for her wedding, then threatened to spread rumors that Whitney and her husband (Dave Rose's brother) were swingers after Whitney complained about some drunk bartenders that broke some glasses.
Mary Crosby: Mary's grandmother, Mama Crosby, founded a Pentecostal church in Salt Lake City in the 1960s ... which apparently earned her millions of dollars. When Mary's grandmother died, she dictated in her will that Mary marry her grandfather (Mama's husband) as a condition of inheriting the church and the millions that went along with it. Mary obliged and married her grandfather and the happy couple now have a 17 years old son that they want to send to boarding school in L.A. to get him away from his new girlfriend. Mary's mother sued her step-father (Mary's grandfather and husband) for mismanagement of Mama's estate, causing a schism in Mama's church. Mary is very sensitive to hospital smells.
Jen Shah: Jen is the wife of Sherrieff Shah, Cornerbacks Coach and Special Teams Coordinator at the University of Utah. Jen grew up in Salt Lake City as a Mormon, but allegedly converted to Islam (although you wouldn't know it from watching the show) after marrying Coach Shah (who is also Muslim). Jen's aunt or cousin or someone had to have both legs amputated. Thus, as you would expect, Jen was deeply offended when her former best friend Mary Crosby (who married and had a son with her grandfather) told her she smelled like a hospital one time after Jen was visiting her amputee aunt (or cousin or something). Mary is now Jen's mortal enemy and anyone that dares to speak to Mary is also her mortal enemy. Likes to flash her lady parts to Meredith Mark's gay son (like any good Muslim woman would), who was deeply offended and forbade his mom from ever seeing Jen again.
Heather Gay: Heather is a divorcee who was formerly married to "Mormon Royalty." She grew up as a devout Mormon, but now considers herself only "Mormonish" because Mormons apparently cannot be divorced. Owns a chain of day spas. Currently in a blood feud with Lisa Barlow, her former BYU roommate, because Lisa spread a rumor that Heather liked to flash her boobs while a BYU coed. That couldn't possible by true, in Heather's words, because everyone knows that it is literally impossible to graduate from BYU if you've ever flashed anyone.
Meredith Marks: The only seemingly half-way normal woman in the bunch (so far). Designs jewelry for celebrities and lives in Park City (while her husband lives in Chicago). Jewish (apparently one of only a handful in Utah). Jen Shah's former friend, and now mortal enemy because she declined an invitation to attend a sleepover at Jen's house in favor of spending time with her daughter and controlling gay son. Also Jen's mortal enemy because she went to Mary's church and dared to talk to her at a party.
Whitney Rose: Whitney is truly a piece of work. The ex-wife of former BYU basketball player Sam Burgess, who had an affair with and ultimately married Dave Rose's brother when he was the President of Nuskin. Claims to be a descendant of "Mormon Royalty" but is now excommunicated and rabidly anti-Mormon. Her dad, Steve (pictured below), is a recovering drug addict that apparently made millions from a hair school and salon. Picks a fight with another housewife that apparently donated enough tequila for 500 people for her wedding (held in the basement of what appears to be a Daybreak McMansion) because the bartenders that apparently came with the tequila got too drunk and broke some glasses. Realized that she wasn't cut out to be a Mormon after deciding to forgo a 3-week vacation in Maui while in high scool in favor of a 3-week Church history tour, only to come back and mess around with her boyfriend and drink beer the night after the trip. Really likes stripper poles.
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Lisa Barlow: Her and her husband live in Draper and own a luxury marketing company and tequila brand. Claims to be "Mormon 2.0" ... which apparently means Mormon-in-name-only. Gifted Whitney enough tequila for 500 people for her wedding, then threatened to spread rumors that Whitney and her husband (Dave Rose's brother) were swingers after Whitney complained about some drunk bartenders that broke some glasses.
Mary Crosby: Mary's grandmother, Mama Crosby, founded a Pentecostal church in Salt Lake City in the 1960s ... which apparently earned her millions of dollars. When Mary's grandmother died, she dictated in her will that Mary marry her grandfather (Mama's husband) as a condition of inheriting the church and the millions that went along with it. Mary obliged and married her grandfather and the happy couple now have a 17 years old son that they want to send to boarding school in L.A. to get him away from his new girlfriend. Mary's mother sued her step-father (Mary's grandfather and husband) for mismanagement of Mama's estate, causing a schism in Mama's church. Mary is very sensitive to hospital smells.
Jen Shah: Jen is the wife of Sherrieff Shah, Cornerbacks Coach and Special Teams Coordinator at the University of Utah. Jen grew up in Salt Lake City as a Mormon, but allegedly converted to Islam (although you wouldn't know it from watching the show) after marrying Coach Shah (who is also Muslim). Jen's aunt or cousin or someone had to have both legs amputated. Thus, as you would expect, Jen was deeply offended when her former best friend Mary Crosby (who married and had a son with her grandfather) told her she smelled like a hospital one time after Jen was visiting her amputee aunt (or cousin or something). Mary is now Jen's mortal enemy and anyone that dares to speak to Mary is also her mortal enemy. Likes to flash her lady parts to Meredith Mark's gay son (like any good Muslim woman would), who was deeply offended and forbade his mom from ever seeing Jen again.
Heather Gay: Heather is a divorcee who was formerly married to "Mormon Royalty." She grew up as a devout Mormon, but now considers herself only "Mormonish" because Mormons apparently cannot be divorced. Owns a chain of day spas. Currently in a blood feud with Lisa Barlow, her former BYU roommate, because Lisa spread a rumor that Heather liked to flash her boobs while a BYU coed. That couldn't possible by true, in Heather's words, because everyone knows that it is literally impossible to graduate from BYU if you've ever flashed anyone.
Meredith Marks: The only seemingly half-way normal woman in the bunch (so far). Designs jewelry for celebrities and lives in Park City (while her husband lives in Chicago). Jewish (apparently one of only a handful in Utah). Jen Shah's former friend, and now mortal enemy because she declined an invitation to attend a sleepover at Jen's house in favor of spending time with her daughter and controlling gay son. Also Jen's mortal enemy because she went to Mary's church and dared to talk to her at a party.
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