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    Had a primary meeting on Sunday to discuss the...

    Had a primary meeting on Sunday to discuss the new policy regarding two-deep teaching for male and female teachers. Our ward has to cover nine female spots to be in compliance. Pretty funny to sit...
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    What a waste of a fantastic lesson. Im teaching...

    What a waste of a fantastic lesson. Im teaching the eight year olds this year. Ill tell you what, Id bet money that those kids never had a creation lesson like the one they got Week 2.


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    No way this is a legit stat. In my development of...

    No way this is a legit stat. In my development of ~60 homes, only three are LDS.


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    I heard a fun little rumor at the ward Christmas...

    I heard a fun little rumor at the ward Christmas party last Friday. Howard Hughes had offered the church land on the corner of Far Hills and Fox Hill for a new building but the church said, We...
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    Maybe a bit of an over sell here. But good...

    Maybe a bit of an over sell here. But good effort.

    Did your stake boundaries get all messed up last week?! We just got stuck into a brand new stake and it seems dont have a place to meet yet.
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    My great, great was called to settle Vegas and...

    My great, great was called to settle Vegas and helped build the fort. I bet your guy lasted longer than mine. As punishment for his intolerance of cold weather, he was then sent...err...called ...
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    A fun little clarification from my lesson on...

    A fun little clarification from my lesson on repentance for the four year olds tomorrow. These guys are pretty lucky I'm not with the 9 year olds any more. That would have been one hell of a guilt...
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    I've been covering my wife's class so long that...

    I've been covering my wife's class so long that today they made me go to teacher training.


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    Yes. He will have to call another teacher to...

    Yes. He will have to call another teacher to teach the teachers.
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    Church to release a new teaching manual called,...

    Church to release a new teaching manual called, Teaching the Savior's Way, which after the Mormon Woman Stand post, I'm not sure what the hell that even means anymore. The biggest development from...
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    The bishop had asked that we spend three weeks of...

    The bishop had asked that we spend three weeks of June taking the Teacher's Quorum through this fun one hour and 20 minute Q&A with Elder and Sister Bednar. This is our third and final week and I've...
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    My first thought was that Elder Beard is sporting...

    My first thought was that Elder Beard is sporting 1/2" lobe plugs.
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    I taught in church today

    Here are some comments I had in the "Learned at Church" thread awhile back: Speaking of lessons on pornography, it only took 10 minutes or so before someone reference "porn addiction is one of the...
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    I'Ve been asked to teach EQ tomorrow. The lesson...

    I'Ve been asked to teach EQ tomorrow. The lesson is on being good teachers. I need some good teaching anecdotes. Ready, go!
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    After all the whining, the lesson actually turned...

    After all the whining, the lesson actually turned out pretty well with above average participation and head nods.
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    You know your lesson is in trouble when the...

    You know your lesson is in trouble when the material dedicates a whole paragraph admitting to the fact that most members tend to roll their eyes or tune out discussions about missionary work.
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    I hate it when conference talk titles are...

    I hate it when conference talk titles are misleading. I'm teaching EQ on Sunday and my assigned reference talk is Elder Ballard's talk from October. The title is "Put Your Trust in the Lord." Okay,...
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    There's a Salt Lake strip club joke here but not...

    There's a Salt Lake strip club joke here but not sure how many would get the reference.
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    This article that was a response to the Meridian...

    This article that was a response to the Meridian Magazine article about crappy Mormons.

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/welcometable/2013/11/making-room-for-difficult-mormons-and-their-friends/

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    And the man of polyandry didn't want to get...

    And the man of polyandry didn't want to get lumped in with those perverts.
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    Ugh. I'm scheduled to teach EQ next Sunday. ...

    Ugh. I'm scheduled to teach EQ next Sunday. I've been assigned to use Elder Andersen's, "It's a Miracle" talk from April conference. Webster defines "miracles" as...So I get about two paragraphs...
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    "Cognitive dissonance" isn't showing up in my...

    "Cognitive dissonance" isn't showing up in my Bible Dictionary or Topical Guide.
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    If you threw a party and invited everyone you...

    If you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend."
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    I'm scheduled to teach EQ on Sunday and have been...

    I'm scheduled to teach EQ on Sunday and have been given Quentin Cook's talk from GC titled "Personal Peace: The Reward for Righteousness." Having gone through the material, I'm left feeling rather...
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    I actually did this for the first time with the...

    I actually did this for the first time with the Elders in our ward. I got a text message asking if "there was a time we can come by this week to set up a family mission plan with your family."
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