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    Celestial beings don't gnaw.

    Celestial beings don't gnaw.
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    Dear President Bednar, The work in my district...

    Dear President Bednar,

    The work in my district is going well. We taught five lessons this week, three of them to a couple of 40 something ladies (roommates) trying to find more meaning to their...
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    I'm no CPA - but even I know not to engage...

    I'm no CPA - but even I know not to engage married women with zipper talk.
  4. I think this is the best story of the year....

    I think this is the best story of the year. Better than my neighbors.
  5. Thread: The Open

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    I'm Dick Clark - you're Ryan Seacrest - this is...

    I'm Dick Clark - you're Ryan Seacrest - this is my Rockin New Years Eve and (I'm still alive and hanging in there)

    If you want a Masters Game go start a thread called "Masters Game - For the Rest...
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    A non-member friend once asked me how I felt...

    A non-member friend once asked me how I felt about wearing garments. I said it was a win-win for me. I always planned to wear underwear anyway - so no biggie - but the bonus is being resurrected on...
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    Come on... that's a little harsh. Even if it's a...

    Come on... that's a little harsh. Even if it's a mental issue - it's still an issue - and I bet your misogynistic slanted percentage is built around your personal experience, and not a true...
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    We're not fancy knife people at our house. We've...

    We're not fancy knife people at our house. We've had the same "main" knife for 35 years. It must have cost $4.99 brand new. You can tell it's old because the blade is well worn. To sharpen I spend...
  9. Thread: The Open

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    Maybe we'll do a special edition for you this...

    Maybe we'll do a special edition for you this year - with the FedEx Cup final at Eastlake.

    Attention All: With the change in the major schedules this year - we're going to add FedEx Cup Final as...
  10. Thread: The Open

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    It just struck me - we're done for the year until...

    It just struck me - we're done for the year until the 2020 Masters.

    I declare myself the winner over the 2019 season, so I'm going to pick the format for next April.
  11. Thread: The Open

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    https://youtu.be/rl_NpdAy3WY

    https://youtu.be/rl_NpdAy3WY
  12. Thread: The Open

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    My Tiger disdain runs deep.

    My Tiger disdain runs deep.
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    Neener, neener, neener.

    Neener, neener, neener.
  14. Thread: The Open

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    Clack's Low 4 Rory McIlroy - "the wee lad."...

    Clack's Low 4

    Rory McIlroy - "the wee lad."
    Jon Rahm - "Mr. Countach"
    Tommy Fleetwood "Tusk"
    Ricky "Don't lose that number" Fowler.

    Tiger gets cut by 5.
  15. Poll: I can't recall even being in a convertible since...

    I can't recall even being in a convertible since 1981. One of my roommates at Pineview (Tony) had an MGB and we swapped cars for two weeks and $70 (a months rent) when he went home to San Francisco....
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    I've have someones baby for $20,000/month for 18...

    I've have someones baby for $20,000/month for 18 years.
  17. Thread: London

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    My 30 year old daughter - who lives with us -...

    My 30 year old daughter - who lives with us - just got back from two weeks London/Paris. I asked her how she liked The Tower of London, and she said "what's that?" I proceeded to tell her a little...
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    Also - Lebowski is not keen on bare buttocks -...

    Also - Lebowski is not keen on bare buttocks - even if it's a team picture, sent with love, from his CS crew.
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    A tweak denotes a non-contact ailment. Zion...

    A tweak denotes a non-contact ailment. Zion banged knees with someone. Not even a big deal - could play if they wanted him to. They said he came in heavy but they are straight away putting him on a...
  20. We had some visitors today - I asked where they...

    We had some visitors today - I asked where they were from - they said Tremonton - I said Tremonton? "is that by Snowville?"

    He got clackattacked!
  21. Thread: Lakers

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    I predict a fractured team - and bad locker room...

    I predict a fractured team - and bad locker room vibe. Too many proven malcontents - in too small of space.
  22. Thread: Lakers

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    Kawhi to the Clips - brings Portland right into...

    Kawhi to the Clips - brings Portland right into the mix. If Nurk heals properly.
  23. Poll: It might surprise you - but I too am a member of...

    It might surprise you - but I too am a member of the 2000 high club. Not as prestigious as the mile high club - but I have goal and ambitions.
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    I think SNAFU has a PG version too as being...

    I think SNAFU has a PG version too as being "fouled up" while retaining the original intent. The R or PG designation is left to the listener, and has a safe harbor usage for church and pulpit.
  25. You made me laugh - you seriously live in the...

    You made me laugh - you seriously live in the most polar opposite place I've ever seen. Ultra right wingers - and ultra left wingers co-habituating along the shores of the Deschutes.

    Most of them...
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