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    Watching the mini series first (about 3 times),...

    Watching the mini series first (about 3 times), was a great way to establish the characters in my mind, now listening several years later (a decade?) it's really fun to fill in the gaps of...
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    I just downloaded Lonesome Dove a 31 hour book...

    I just downloaded Lonesome Dove a 31 hour book (580 mb) in ten seconds. I can't believe the speeds we get nowadays.
  3. I've known some LaBaron's. Good people.

    I've known some LaBaron's. Good people.
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    Easy big fellow. You've had a little too much...

    Easy big fellow. You've had a little too much...
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    I saw a dead body along I-5 yesterday by...

    I saw a dead body along I-5 yesterday by Tualatin, and yet I can't find any information on the accident or the victim. The body was wrapped in a blanket, and had on vibram soled boots with a black...
  6. https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/10/ohsu-tops-...

    https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/10/ohsu-tops-young-universities-worldwide-in-life-sciences-new-ranking-says.html
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    Dear President Bednar, Call me asap - we need...

    Dear President Bednar,

    Call me asap - we need an emergency transfer.

    Tell sister Bednar thanks for the Pumpkin pie recipe.

    Elder clackamascoug.
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    Or calling someone Bishop when they've been out...

    Or calling someone Bishop when they've been out of calling for more than a year.
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    What happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas.

    What happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas.
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    Your attempt at humor is a form of self...

    Your attempt at humor is a form of self gratification - where you think it's funny - but ultimately injurious to your intended target.

    You can do better - you can be better - I've glimpsed at the...
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    It seems the critics of Trump have swung so far...

    It seems the critics of Trump have swung so far left - that they too are at risk at becoming a "trump like parody" themselves in their disdain for him.
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    "Unique?" - There's not a man on here who hasn't...

    "Unique?" - There's not a man on here who hasn't experienced the benevolent quid pro quo of a successful marriage.
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    You need to withhold marital relations until you...

    You need to withhold marital relations until you can get your man to do what you want. That's the way of nature. But as an anti-gnawite, he sounds like a true celestial candidate to be sure.
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    What's the equivalent of pregnancy boobs? Of...

    What's the equivalent of pregnancy boobs?

    Of all the boobs - them are the best.
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    I think I'm too honest in the TR interview. When...

    I think I'm too honest in the TR interview. When asked about the WOW - said yes I keep it - but I have lust in my heart for coffee, and always walk down the coffee aisle at the grocery store...
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    Every step he takes - is working those calf...

    Every step he takes - is working those calf muscles. He must do ten thousand "lifts" a day.
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    It's sad to see him all fresh and still a fun...

    It's sad to see him all fresh and still a fun person - only to see him interviewed by idiots who ask inane questions, and will eventually turn him into a "both sides played hard" monster. Dude is...
  18. In some distant dimension - they do. I bet things...

    In some distant dimension - they do. I bet things work pretty well over there. Maybe they have female Bishop's for the women, and Male Bishop's for the men.

    It's an anything goes Universe!
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    In the 70's the go-to missionary suits were a...

    In the 70's the go-to missionary suits were a dark blue Swedish Knit, and a dark brown Swedish Knit. Two pants each - ten white shirts - two pair of Forward Thrust shoes - some socks, two belts and 5...
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    Dear President Bednar, The Elders in my...

    Dear President Bednar,

    The Elders in my district are all fire and brimstone this P-Day morning. Conference caught hold their hearts, and they're ready to not only convert the wicked in our...
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    What are you talking about? I've never been on...

    What are you talking about? I've never been on time once in the last twenty three years.

    I'm trying to get someone to cook me breakfast.
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    What a bunch of angry old men - and their love of...

    What a bunch of angry old men - and their love of being on time. I'm glad people come to church, and if they're a little late - I'm still glad they came. Part of my service to the church is to...
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    Worthily partake of the Sacrament? That seems...

    Worthily partake of the Sacrament? That seems backwards. The people who need the Atonement in their life, and the blessings of the Sacrament are the unworthy. The ones that need to partake.

    Worthy...
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    You know how the saying goes... if you don't...

    You know how the saying goes... if you don't think your seminary teachers were BSC - it's because your BSC too.

    bazinga!
  25. So... you don't know either, and all I'm left...

    So... you don't know either, and all I'm left with is your queer response.
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