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  • The CUF Valentines Day Thread

    I would like to have a thread dedicated to Valentines for those on CUF. I will start by giving a Valentines to SeattleUte.



    Happy V-Day!
    Last edited by FN Phat; 02-14-2011, 08:05 AM. Reason: FN link
    I'm your huckleberry.


    "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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    Dear CUF:



    <3, Tim
    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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    • #3
      Happy VD, everyone.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • #4
        A friend forwarded me an email the other day bemoaning the fact that Valentine's Day is a day for the sole benefit of our female spouses/girlfriends/lovers. It proposed that we start a counterpart holiday for the sole benefit of males to be called "Steak and a Blowjob Day". Personally, I'd like to see the two combined.

        Happy Valentines, everyone.
        Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

        "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RedSox View Post
          A friend forwarded me an email the other day bemoaning the fact that Valentine's Day is a day for the sole benefit of our female spouses/girlfriends/lovers. It proposed that we start a counterpart holiday for the sole benefit of males to be called "Steak and a Blowjob Day". Personally, I'd like to see the two combined.

          Happy Valentines, everyone.
          Steak and BJ day is March 14. It has been around for a while.
          "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Happy VD, everyone.
            lol.

            :condom:
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Drunk Tank View Post
              Steak and BJ day is March 14. It has been around for a while.
              Unfortunately, that's my Grandma's B-day.
              Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

              "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by RedSox View Post
                Unfortunately, that's my Grandma's B-day.
                Good for her. She never has to worry about her birthday menu.
                A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                • #9
                  since feeling is first
                  e e cummings

                  since feeling is first
                  who pays any attention
                  to the syntax of things
                  will never wholly kiss you;

                  wholly to be a fool
                  while Spring is in the world

                  my blood approves,
                  and kisses are a better fate
                  than wisdom
                  lady, I swear by all flowers. Don't cry
                  — the best gesture of my brain is less than
                  your eyelids' flutter which says

                  we are for each other; then
                  laugh, leaning back in my arms
                  for life's not a paragraph

                  And death i think is no parenthesis
                  "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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                  • #10
                    My adopted brother had an article published in a local paper about how he got married really young, what it takes to make it work, and how good advice can help if you'll take it to heart. It's basically an awesome love letter "about" his wife, rather than to her.

                    http://www.daily-tribune.com/view/fu...-always-right?

                    Happy Valentines Day.
                    Last edited by wuapinmon; 02-14-2011, 11:36 AM.
                    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
                      since feeling is first
                      e e cummings

                      since feeling is first
                      who pays any attention
                      to the syntax of things
                      will never wholly kiss you;

                      wholly to be a fool
                      while Spring is in the world

                      my blood approves,
                      and kisses are a better fate
                      than wisdom
                      lady, I swear by all flowers. Don't cry
                      — the best gesture of my brain is less than
                      your eyelids' flutter which says

                      we are for each other; then
                      laugh, leaning back in my arms
                      for life's not a paragraph

                      And death i think is no parenthesis
                      Btw, my wife posted the last paragraph of this on my facebook page this morning. I posted the "I swear by all flowers" part. This is one of the best love poems around.
                      "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                        • #13
                          Women will never be happy on Valentines day, because no man has a chocolate wacker that spews money.
                          Last edited by byu71; 02-14-2011, 12:05 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                            Women will never be happy on Valentines day, because no man has chocolate wacker that spews money.
                            LOL!
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                              Women will never be happy on Valentines day, because no man has chocolate wacker that spews money.
                              I could write an essay on this post.
                              "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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