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    This is the thread wherein I'll post stuff in Spanish that's funny, but probably doesn't translate very well.

    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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    Call me Elver Galinda Parada.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Call me Elver Galinda Parada.
      Mejor ése que Débora Melo.
      "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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      • #4
        Dolores Delano. That reminds me of the greeting card I saw that was missing a tilde: !Feliz ano nuevo!
        "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

        "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
          Dolores Delano. That reminds me of the greeting card I saw that was missing a tilde: !Feliz ano nuevo!
          I hear those are better when they're new
          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
          Alessandro Manzoni

          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

          pelagius

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          • #6
            WHAAAAAAAAAAT? We were going to name our first daughter Elba Gina!
            Visca Catalunya Lliure

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tim View Post
              WHAAAAAAAAAAT? We were going to name our first daughter Elba Gina!
              Excellent choice, after the Isle of Elba, I assume.
              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
              Alessandro Manzoni

              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

              pelagius

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                Excellent choice, after the Isle of Elba, I assume.
                We are students of history, it's true.
                Visca Catalunya Lliure

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                  I hear those are better when they're new
                  :yikes:
                  "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tim View Post
                    We are students of history, it's true.
                    and it's a great place to visit, beautiful, lush beaches.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • #11
                      Mi hijo Tito.
                      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                      • #12
                        Elvis Tek

                        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                          "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                          • #14
                            I have nothing else to say at this time.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                              ¡Divertidísimo!
                              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                              ― W.H. Auden


                              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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