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    So my SIL just texted me from her car on 1-15. Turns out that she is driving alongside the FSU player buses on their way to Provo and she asked me the following:

    "Should I cause an accident, flip them off, or show them my cans?"

    I told her to do all 3.
    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

    "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

  • #2
    Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
    So my SIL just texted me from her car on 1-15. Turns out that she is driving alongside the FSU player buses on their way to Provo and she asked me the following:

    "Should I cause an accident, flip them off, or show them my cans?"

    I told her to do all 3.
    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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    • #3
      Is this your wife? Because I have a feeling her cans won't cause an accident. The whole bus might mass-puke though.

      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #4
        I personally don't like looking at accident footage.
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • #5
          Originally posted by falafel View Post
          Is this your wife? Because I have a feeling her cans won't cause an accident. The whole bus might mass-puke though.

          Was his wife driving next to the FSU bus as well?
          I'm like LeBron James.
          -mpfunk

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          • #6
            Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
            Was his wife driving next to the FSU bus as well?
            Oops. :bomb:

            This is for embarrassing me in front of 30-odd people on the internet!
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
              So my SIL just texted me from her car on 1-15. Turns out that she is driving alongside the FSU player buses on their way to Provo and she asked me the following:

              "Should I cause an accident, flip them off, or show them my cans?"

              I told her to do all 3.
              I call BS.. You don't even have a SIL.

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              • #8
                Texting while driving is the equivalent of driving with a 0.11 BAL and makes a person 23x more likely to have an accident.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                  So my SIL just texted me from her car on 1-15. Turns out that she is driving alongside the FSU player buses on their way to Provo and she asked me the following:

                  "Should I cause an accident, flip them off, or show them my cans?"

                  I told her to do all 3.
                  I have a feeling Florida State Seminole players have seen better cans that the ones on married Utah women in minivans. Just a hunch.
                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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