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    3D, what casserole did you take to the ward party tonight?

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    SU, there is a real sense of loneliness in your post that makes me sad. You tell yourself you don't miss the chaos, bad cooking and camaraderie, but you do. Come back brother. Come back.

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      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
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      You have no honor.
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        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        You have no honor.
        Giving you a taste of your own medicine.
        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

        --Jonathan Swift

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          One way to make sure people come to your crappy ward party is to assign the junior primary to do a skit. The very thought of skipping tonight's party nearly made my daughter catatonic. Once she was able to speak again, she told us she had to be there because the primary president (whose husband is in charge of tonight's party) reminded all the kids to tell their parents that they couldn't miss the ward party or they wouldn't get to participate in the skit.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            One way to make sure people come to your crappy ward party is to assign the junior primary to do a skit. The very thought of skipping tonight's party nearly made my daughter catatonic. Once she was able to speak again, she told us she had to be there because the primary president (whose husband is in charge of tonight's party) reminded all the kids to tell their parents that they couldn't miss the ward party or they wouldn't get to participate in the skit.
            So, what casserole are you bringing?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              So, what casserole are you bringing?
              Something disgusting. And I'm writing the last name of the primary president in big letters on the front of the casserole dish so everybody thinks she brought it.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                One way to make sure people come to your crappy ward party is to assign the junior primary to do a skit. The very thought of skipping tonight's party nearly made my daughter catatonic. Once she was able to speak again, she told us she had to be there because the primary president (whose husband is in charge of tonight's party) reminded all the kids to tell their parents that they couldn't miss the ward party or they wouldn't get to participate in the skit.
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