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    and perhaps BYU's might be at the back end of the spectrum. The BYU fanbase love affair with Jaimie Hill has more ups and downs that a 120 minute Jenna Jameson Bootyfest. For such a principled gang of people I think we look more like a ragtag gang of pussies from a Banana Republic. Where will Jaimie stand this time next week when Bob Toledo drops 24 on BYU in a close win in Nawlins?

    http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=4825906

    I just hope Bronco Mendenhall rubs the inner thighs of non-sequitar and smokeymountainrain so that BYU football might be fun again for them, I mean in its likely 4th straight 10 win season. I might throw in byu71 for an inner thigh rub, but I think he is too old for excitement and all.

    Have I mentioned that Andrew Rich makes my nipples hard and after his career nobody should be able to wear the #22 for any BYU sport out of reverance of the double deuce nipple hardening safety and of course our favorite "long range Ainge?"
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap

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    You know, if your nipples stay hard for longer than 4 hours, you're supposed to consult a doctor.

    Also, you're supposed to eat the pill, not rub it on your nipples. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

    U-Ute

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
      and perhaps BYU's might be at the back end of the spectrum. The BYU fanbase love affair with Jaimie Hill has more ups and downs that a 120 minute Jenna Jameson Bootyfest. For such a principled gang of people I think we look more like a ragtag gang of pussies from a Banana Republic. Where will Jaimie stand this time next week when Bob Toledo drops 24 on BYU in a close win in Nawlins?

      http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=4825906

      I just hope Bronco Mendenhall rubs the inner thighs of non-sequitar and smokeymountainrain so that BYU football might be fun again for them, I mean in its likely 4th straight 10 win season. I might throw in byu71 for an inner thigh rub, but I think he is too old for excitement and all.

      Have I mentioned that Andrew Rich makes my nipples hard and after his career nobody should be able to wear the #22 for any BYU sport out of reverance of the double deuce nipple hardening safety and of course our favorite "long range Ainge?"
      Hey, I don't need any freakin inner thigh rubs.

      My world is coming together. Bronco and Holmoe saw the light on a few of my so called obsessions.

      Scheduling. We didn't schedule a 1AA team this year but Oklahoma. When I was arguing for a tougher schedule I had to put up with all the boobs who were in the "we have to win all our games" camp. The so called Hawaii model. Now they not only got the prestige of playing a big name opponent, but we actually beat them. "True blue" fans my butt.

      Recruiting. Notice the JC's and non-members filtering to the team. I doubt all of them were begging to be at BYU before we would look at them. Notice a couple of recruits aren't talking about going on missions. Maybe the RM ratio will come down a bit.

      Utes winning. Whether all the boobs who won't root for Utah under any conditions realize it or not, what Utah did last year is forcing BYU to step it up.

      Looks like things are coming my way. I thank the Utes for the wake up call.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by byu71 View Post
        Hey, I don't need any freakin inner thigh rubs.

        My world is coming together. Bronco and Holmoe saw the light on a few of my so called obsessions.

        Scheduling. We didn't schedule a 1AA team this year but Oklahoma. When I was arguing for a tougher schedule I had to put up with all the boobs who were in the "we have to win all our games" camp. The so called Hawaii model. Now they not only got the prestige of playing a big name opponent, but we actually beat them. "True blue" fans my butt.

        Recruiting. Notice the JC's and non-members filtering to the team. I doubt all of them were begging to be at BYU before we would look at them. Notice a couple of recruits aren't talking about going on missions. Maybe the RM ratio will come down a bit.

        Utes winning. Whether all the boobs who won't root for Utah under any conditions realize it or not, what Utah did last year is forcing BYU to step it up.

        Looks like things are coming my way. I thank the Utes for the wake up call.
        I love it where you get demonstrative, you like having that inner thigh roughly slapped now don't you......
        Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
        -General George S. Patton

        I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
        -DOCTOR Wuap

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
          I love it where you get demonstrative, you like having that inner thigh roughly slapped now don't you......
          Yea, I guess I do.

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