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    Those of you lacking the testicular fortitude to pick the glorious boys in blue should still be able to enjoy the evening, but know this...you need me around to provide this fanbase some scrotal confidence!

    Other than that, Andrew Rich makes my nipples hard. Very, very hard.

    I don't know where all of this will go, but it is nights like tonight that make the gnawing pissed off feeling when you can't go to bed after TCU gangraped your team worth it! I just hope the final game of the year has a similar euphoria. I also hope Sam Bradford gets healthy in a hurry!
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap

  • #2
    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
    Those of you lacking the testicular fortitude to pick the glorious boys in blue should still be able to enjoy the evening, but know this...you need me around to provide this fanbase some scrotal confidence!

    Other than that, Andrew Rich makes my nipples hard. Very, very hard.

    I don't know where all of this will go, but it is nights like tonight that make the gnawing pissed off feeling when you can't go to bed after TCU gangraped your team worth it! I just hope the final game of the year has a similar euphoria. I also hope Sam Bradford gets healthy in a hurry!
    A-effing-men.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
      Those of you lacking the testicular fortitude to pick the glorious boys in blue should still be able to enjoy the evening, but know this...you need me around to provide this fanbase some scrotal confidence!

      Other than that, Andrew Rich makes my nipples hard. Very, very hard.

      I don't know where all of this will go, but it is nights like tonight that make the gnawing pissed off feeling when you can't go to bed after TCU gangraped your team worth it! I just hope the final game of the year has a similar euphoria. I also hope Sam Bradford gets healthy in a hurry!
      You guys have had to wait a long time to enjoy a moment like this. There has been a lot of frustration for BYU fans over the last several years (my perception) but its moments like these that keep you going as fans for a long time. Savor it as much as you can, you don't get this sort of thing every day, none of us do. Hopefully this is just a portent of more good things to come for the MWC.

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      • #4
        I would like to say...I picked OK to win 59-10. I am a <redacted>, full of <redacted>, and I know it.

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        • #5
          I picked BYU to win by 1.
          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
          -Turtle
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          • #6
            Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
            You guys have had to wait a long time to enjoy a moment like this. There has been a lot of frustration for BYU fans over the last several years (my perception) but its moments like these that keep you going as fans for a long time. Savor it as much as you can, you don't get this sort of thing every day, none of us do. Hopefully this is just a portent of more good things to come for the MWC.
            I am probably one BYU fan with relatively low expectations. I absolutely enjoyed the '06 season. The win over Utah, with its drama, was as much fun as a fan can have. It felt like the Shawshank Redemption, exiting a tunnel of shit and all, and left me convinced that BYU could be a top 10 team again with the right breaks and matchups. The 2007 season was the funnest season I had as a BYU fan in a very long time. They blew up the expectations.

            Tonight is indeed very special, but I enjoy all the wins and when a team wins consistently the very good wins are inevitable to follow.
            Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
            -General George S. Patton

            I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
            -DOCTOR Wuap

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            • #7
              Excellent post 'Napper. For those of us who mounted up prior to the game, it's a great feeling. For those timid wankers who picked against the Cougars, well, may their consciences burn tonight. They can enjoy the victory but similar to Il Pad sporting a Carbon Dino avatar, they're wearing unearned stripes.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                Excellent post 'Napper. For those of us who mounted up prior to the game, it's a great feeling. For those timid wankers who picked against the Cougars, well, may their consciences burn tonight. They can enjoy the victory but similar to Il Pad sporting a Carbon Dino avatar, they're wearing unearned stripes.
                I only chose the Dinos avatar as a show of solidarity. Fine. I'll change it.
                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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