but at least he won't be stealing our wives and girlfriends.
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Jake Heaps may (or may not) be the Savior of BYU Football
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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Originally posted by falafel View Postbut at least he won't be stealing our wives and girlfriends.
"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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Originally posted by falafel View Postbut at least he won't be stealing our wives and girlfriends.
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Originally posted by byu71 View PostHeap's problem with the gals won't be because of his looks. He is going to run right smack into the middle of "I will only marry a RM" land."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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Originally posted by byu71 View PostHeap's problem with the gals won't be because of his looks. He is going to run right smack into the middle of "I will only marry a RM" land.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostDo you think that will make him reconsider that decision? Otherwise, his publicist could scour the personal ads for him.
I have told the story before, but it is a good one. One of my frat brothers up at USU was so in love with a girl. She told him she loved him too, wanted to marry him, but he needed to serve the Lord first. He finally relented and went.
She, a year later married one of my other frat. brothers. A nice catholic boy.
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Originally posted by byu71 View PostHeap's problem with the gals won't be because of his looks. He is going to run right smack into the middle of "I will only marry a RM" land."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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Originally posted by byu71 View PostYou mean his decision to go to BYU or his decision to go on a mission. Maybe some pretty young thing will insist he goes on a mission and the spirit touches him.
I have told the story before, but it is a good one. One of my frat brothers up at USU was so in love with a girl. She told him she loved him too, wanted to marry him, but he needed to serve the Lord first. He finally relented and went.
She, a year later married one of my other frat. brothers. A nice catholic boy.
What Fraternity are you a member of?"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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Originally posted by DU Ute View PostI think it will be "I will only marry a RM or the savior of BYU football"
Well honey, we can both go on a mission together later in life I guess. So someday I will be married to a RM.
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Originally posted by Mr. Crimson View PostI've always been told playing football at BYU is the same as serving a mission.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by byu71 View PostI thought I answered this but can't see it.
Sigma ChiAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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