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  • I Share a Physical Deformity with Megan Fox

    brachydactyly, or clubbed thumb.



    It's inherited. My grandmother had them, and her grandmother had them. Not as bad as Megan, although she certainly has other assets that make up for them.

    Apparently, Megan Fox also has clubbed large toes. Whew, I escaped those.

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    I thought you were going to say that you were dating Brian Austin Green.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
      brachydactyly, or clubbed thumb.



      It's inherited. My grandmother had them, and her grandmother had them. Not as bad as Megan, although she certainly has other assets that make up for them.

      Apparently, Megan Fox also has clubbed large toes. Whew, I escaped those.
      Damn you, now I won't be able to enjoy Transformers 2 without thinking of those thumbs. Damn you!
      "Remember to double tap"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by venkman View Post
        Damn you, now I won't be able to enjoy Transformers 2 without thinking of those thumbs. Damn you!
        lol. This will make it worse: Try to see even a glance of her thumbs in the movie. They carefully shoot around them. It'll be like watching M*A*S*H and looking for Radar O'reilly's hands.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post

          I am so unhip. Who is this Megan Fox woman?
          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


          "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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          • #6
            Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
            I am so unhip. Who is this Megan Fox woman?
            She is a hideously deformed creature with zero sex appeal.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
              She is a hideously deformed creature with zero sex appeal.

              Apparently so.
              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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              • #8
                Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                I am so unhip. Who is this Megan Fox woman?
                skip ahead to about 55 secs in.

                [youtube]KlaqA5z10dE[/youtube]
                "Remember to double tap"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by venkman View Post
                  skip ahead to about 55 secs in.

                  [youtube]KlaqA5z10dE[/youtube]
                  She looks young enough to be my daughter.

                  I never did see that movie.
                  "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                  "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                    She looks young enough to be my daughter.

                    I never did see that movie.
                    I'm sure she is. I'm surprised you didn't see it. If your boys could convince you to get Mall Cop, I would've thought they'd be all over this one. Not a bad popcorn flick.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by venkman View Post
                      I'm sure she is. I'm surprised you didn't see it. If your boys could convince you to get Mall Cop, I would've thought they'd be all over this one. Not a bad popcorn flick.
                      My boys convinced my wife to get Mall Cop.

                      We have the Transformer DVD. I just have no desire to watch it for two reasons:

                      Michale Bay's abominable film Pearl Harbor and the Transformers are supposed to be cartoons.
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                      • #12
                        One of my mission companions had a pretty severe case of this. He looked like he had a turtle's hands (If turtles had hands, that is).
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • #13
                          Do you still text?

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                          • #14
                            I, along with my sisters in suffering KatyLied and Megan Fox, suffer from clubbed thumbs. You guys have no idea how difficult a challenge this can present. I break out in cold sweats at the mere thought of bowling. I've never been able to find proper fitting gloves. Hitchhiking? Forget about it! Though these trials may wear me down, I have found solace in my lifetime undefeated thumb war record.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                              I, along with my sisters in suffering KatyLied and Megan Fox, suffer from clubbed thumbs. You guys have no idea how difficult a challenge this can present. I break out in cold sweats at the mere thought of bowling. I've never been able to find proper fitting gloves. Hitchhiking? Forget about it! Though these trials may wear me down, I have found solace in my lifetime undefeated thumb war record.
                              How often does it get stuck up your ass?

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