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  • Went to the gym last night

    It was right after work and it had been a rough day so I wasn't really feeling ready for a good workout. I messed around a little to get warmed up and grabbed some dumbbells to do some curls.

    The place was pretty crowded so I headed to the corner to hopefully get away from people. As I got near the corner I could see this little trollish looking guy in the corner. He was watching himself in the mirror and grunting as he lifted the rubberized girlie weights. I had a seat on an upright bench and watched him struggle for a few minutes.

    Eventually, he finished and looked as if he wanted to go home, so I decided to mess with him a little. I tapped him on the arm.

    Me: Hey, can I ask you for a favor?
    Tool: Um....sure. What's up?
    Me: Can you hold my iPhone while I do my sets?
    Tool: What?
    Me: Do you mind holding my iPhone while I do a quick 3 sets?
    Tool: Hold your phone? Sure, I guess. Why don't you just put it on the ground?
    Me: I don't want it to get scratched.

    He did it!!! I can't believe this guy. He stood there holding my iPhone as I did curls. I thought about seeing what else I could get him to do, but I had pity on the poor guy.

    The odd thing was he kept calling me Mr. Bentley and wanted to know if he could do anything else like wash my car. I'm not sure I trust the guy to wash the minivan. He might start stalking my wife or something.

    Anyway, if you are ever at Irvine LA Fitness, watch out for this guy.
    This space is available.

  • #2
    I am going to speak the gym management about you.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • #3
      Is this the first reverse post on CUF?

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