Bureaucrats behaving badly

[YOhio]

Considering recent events involving the Secret Service and GSA I thought we should have a thread dedicated to the civil servant salaciousness. Though it's my belief that a significant majority of federal employees are people who take an honest approach to their job and responsibility, it's still kind of fun to get all gossipy.

First order is a rumor out of the state department of a sex vid showing a VIP diplomat getting a hummer on top of the Iraqi Embassy. There are some suggestive pics in this link, so proceed with caution.

[Katy Lied]

I dunno. Here's a hummer on a building, I don't think it's all that hard to get it up there. I do object to public employees making so much money that they can afford to buy hummers, no matter where they park them.

[cowboy]

So the Columbian hooker says she was stiffed. This is simply unacceptable, and we cannot have our representatives risking the good name of the United States by failing to perform as agreed. I mean, a verbal agreement is technically a contract, and it should have some teeth. She says the agreement was $800, and our esteemed T-Man was way short, and gave her only $40. She insisted on more and then the whole thing blew up in her face and he kicked her out, so she took what she could get and left. Personally, I think the Secret Service should make things right and pay her, even if it has to come out of her client's severance package.

[Lost Student]

So the Columbian hooker says she was stiffed. This is simply unacceptable, and we cannot have our representatives risking the good name of the United States by failing to perform as agreed. I mean, a verbal agreement is technically a contract, and it should have some teeth. She says the agreement was $800, and our esteemed T-Man was way short, and gave her only $40. She insisted on more and then the whole thing blew up in her face and he kicked her out, so she took what she could get and left. Personally, I think the Secret Service should make things right and pay her, even if it has to come out of her client's severance package.

And that's why BYU grads (and Mormons in general) are attractive candidates for the SeSer, FBI, etc.

[YOhio]

And that's why BYU grads (and Mormons in general) are attractive candidates for the SeSer, FBI, etc.

Cowboy's post was actually filthy. Laden with double entendre, etc. You may want to consider revising your response.

[Uncle Ted]

So the Columbian hooker says she was stiffed. This is simply unacceptable, and we cannot have our representatives risking the good name of the United States by failing to perform as agreed. I mean, a verbal agreement is technically a contract, and it should have some teeth. She says the agreement was $800, and our esteemed T-Man was way short, and gave her only $40. She insisted on more and then the whole thing blew up in her face and he kicked her out, so she took what she could get and left. Personally, I think the Secret Service should make things right and pay her, even if it has to come out of her client's severance package.

The secret service can't fire anyone right now. Uncle Ted has them working overtime...

"Our president, and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton, they're criminals, they're criminals. And if you take that adamant 'we the people' defiance, remember we're Americans because we defied the king. We didn't negotiate and compromise with the king, we defied the emperors. We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November."

The Secret Service acknowledged on Tuesday that it is investigating what Nugent had to say about the president and Democrats in general:

"We are aware of the incident, and we are conducting appropriate follow-up," said Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary.

[Lost Student]

Cowboy's post was actually filthy. Laden with double entendre, etc. You may want to consider revising your response.

I stand by my post.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Cowboy's post was actually filthy. Laden with double entendre, etc. You may want to consider revising your response.

I enjoyed it, especially the homage to Lorena Bobbitt in the final sentence through the deft use of "package" and "severance."

[frank ryan]

"Our president, and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton, they're criminals, they're criminals. And if you take that adamant 'we the people' defiance, remember we're Americans because we defied the king. We didn't negotiate and compromise with the king, we defied the emperors. We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November."

The Secret Service acknowledged on Tuesday that it is investigating what Nugent had to say about the president and Democrats in general:

"We are aware of the incident, and we are conducting appropriate follow-up," said Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary.


What a dumbass, hateful thing to say. Fuck cat scratch fever.

[venkman]

"Our president, and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton, they're criminals, they're criminals. And if you take that adamant 'we the people' defiance, remember we're Americans because we defied the king. We didn't negotiate and compromise with the king, we defied the emperors. We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November."

The Secret Service acknowledged on Tuesday that it is investigating what Nugent had to say about the president and Democrats in general:

"We are aware of the incident, and we are conducting appropriate follow-up," said Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary.


What a dumbass, hateful thing to say. Fuck cat scratch fever.

You can eff Cat Scratch Fever, and maybe even Great White Buffalo, but leave Stranglehold alone!

[frank ryan]

You can eff Cat Scratch Fever, and maybe even Great White Buffalo, but leave Stranglehold alone!

Lol

[Jeff Lebowski]

You can eff Cat Scratch Fever, and maybe even Great White Buffalo, but leave Stranglehold alone!

[Uncle Ted]

"Our president, and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton, they're criminals, they're criminals. And if you take that adamant 'we the people' defiance, remember we're Americans because we defied the king. We didn't negotiate and compromise with the king, we defied the emperors. We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November."

The Secret Service acknowledged on Tuesday that it is investigating what Nugent had to say about the president and Democrats in general:

"We are aware of the incident, and we are conducting appropriate follow-up," said Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary.


What a dumbass, hateful thing to say. Fuck cat scratch fever.

One thing you may not know about Ted is that he talks that way even when buying socks.

SAGINAW, MI—According to JC Penney men's-department sources, rocker Ted Nugent talks that way even when buying socks. "What color socks do I want? I want every damn color, plus a whole bunch of colors that don't even exist," Nugent told sales associate Jonathan Alexander. "Life is too short, man. Whether it's socks or shoes or whatever, you gotta bite into life like it's a great big ol' hunk of bison. Otherwise, you wake up and suddenly—poof—you're fat and old, and you never had any friggin' fun. And if you're not having fun, you may as well move to Iraq or Cuba or some other hellhole where there ain't no good times to be had." Nugent added that that's the way he sees it, and that if you don't like it, you can kiss his lily-white ass.

[Indy Coug]

What a dumbass, hateful thing to say. Fuck cat scratch fever.

I find it wonderful you combined that word with that song. Appropriate.

[YOhio]

Phew. The Secret Service seems to have determined that Ted Nugent isn't a threat to the president.