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  • Michigan man in the news...

    a quirky hobby indeed.
    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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    My favorite quote in the article:

    "When he was younger, he liked to horse around with [and mutilate] the animals around the farm," said mother Ethel Malbert, holding a third-grade photo of her son. "But that was just kid's stuff, you know. We never thought he would take it this far."
    That bracketed "and mutilate" is hilarious. Did she leave out the "mutilate"? Did she consider mutilating animals just part of "horsing around"? Did she use some sort of euphemism instead that the reporter replaced?
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    • #3
      The Onion is satire.

      Welcome to the internet!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by woot View Post
        The Onion is satire.

        Welcome to the internet!
        Ya think?
        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


        "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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