20 signs your team is playing in a crap bowl game

[SteelBlue]

http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/...crap-bowl-game

My favorites:

14. You are playing a Big East team.

15. You are a Big East team.

[CardiacCoug]

It's on ESPNU.

Although I like watching Houston and Case Keenum beat up on Penn State here. Detmer has been mentioned a few times as Keenum closes in on Detmer's all-time bowl game passing record.

Keenum has thrown the ball just 69 times so far.

[woot]

I figured PSU would lose that one. Their season was pretty smoke & mirrors to begin with, and then the Sandusky stuff happened, the locker room fight, and a bunch of other suspensions for some reason. They barely had a chance.

[SeattleUte]

http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/...crap-bowl-game

My favorites:

Ironic that a BYU fan should post this.

[SeattleUte]

BYU stands for crap bowl university

[LiveCoug]

BYU stands for crap bowl university

LOL! That was great!

[jay santos]

BYU stands for crap bowl university

Are you confusing us with California Baptist University?

[UtahDan]

I would add "You can still see the the original logos or letters in the end zone through the can of spray paint they used to try and conceal it."

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Are you confusing us with California Baptist University?

Cal Baptist U?! Please don't drag teams that have already beat my Running Utes this year into this.

[SteelBlue]

Ironic that a BYU fan should post this.

It might be ironic if I didn't realize That my team plays in one just about every year. That's why i posted it. Your Crimson Redtailed Swoophawks have benefitted from the "everyone gets a bowl game" era as as well my friend.

If i could have added one it would have said: Your game starts at 9am on a weekday.

Or how about: Your game is in El Paso.

[UtahJazzFan88]

It might be ironic if I didn't realize That my team plays in one just about every year. That's why i posted it. Your Crimson Redtailed Swoophawks have benefitted from the "everyone gets a bowl game" era as as well my friend.

If i could have added one it would have said: Your game starts at 9am on a weekday.

Or how about: Your game is in El Paso.

Nice attempt, but I expected something wittier.

[Coach McGuirk]

You sell less than 1500 tickets?

[SeattleUte]

As to who has played in tonier bowls and who keeps tonier company there is no comparison.

BYU has never played in a premier bowl. NEVER.

[woot]

As to who has played in tonier bowls and who keeps tonier company there is no comparison.

BYU has never played in a premier bowl. NEVER.

Hey look! SU is resorting to history-based smack. The Utah sports teams must suck this year.

[SeattleUte]

Hey look! SU is resorting to history-based smack. The Utah sports teams must suck this year.

Tradition smack is fair game, and certainly preferable to bowl ticket sales smack.

Utah football was demonstrably okay this season.