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  • 5 Nephi 1:1

    And it came to pass, that in the last days at the Lord's university, yay, even the one in Zion, would neither belong to the East, nor the West, North or South. And even so in numbers of 12 or in numbers of 10. And the sons of Zion did wax poorly in spirit.

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    Fantastic

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
      And it came to pass, that in the last days at the Lord's university, yay, even the one in Zion, would neither belong to the East, nor the West, North or South. And even so in numbers of 12 or in numbers of 10. And the sons of Zion did wax poorly in spirit.
      "2. Yea, and their enemies up North did prosper exceedingly in the land Westward, and did have all manner of fine things; even gold, silver, and BCS access."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Marvelous View Post
        "2. Yea, and their enemies up North did prosper exceedingly in the land Westward, and did have all manner of fine things; even gold, silver, and BCS access."
        Just remember the pride cycle, SG.

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        • #5
          3. And it came to pass that in the days of old, the Lord's University did wax strong in Football. Yeah, even in the great acceptance of the National Title of Liberty. And the Lord's University did prosper in so much that their arrogance grew and the spirit of ESPN withdrew its presence among the people and they were left to wax in their own iniquity.
          4. And all the holy leaders of Football and BOT were persecuted and forced to flee the Lord's University. And the people were fooled into believing the Mountain Westward Council was led by the spirit. And it came to pass that the Lord's University was lead by a selfish Ute who forsaked the people for his own purpose and evil... And the Lord's University toiled in iniquity for many years... And great was the suffering of the Lord's University..

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            5. And Bronco dwelt in a tent.
            "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

            Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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            • #7
              :clap:
              "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
              —Abraham Maslow

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              • #8
                wow, that was stupid.

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                • #9
                  Why do people refer to BYU as the Lord's University when it is named after Brigham Young?
                  "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                  "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                  "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                    Why do people refer to BYU as the Lord's University when it is named after Brigham Young?
                    That is a great question. As an Active Latter Day Saint Ute Fan I find it highly offensive!
                    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                    "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                    "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                      And it came to pass, that in the last days at the Lord's university, yay, even the one in Zion, would neither belong to the East, nor the West, North or South. And even so in numbers of 12 or in numbers of 10. And the sons of Zion did wax poorly in spirit.
                      D&C 67.6-8
                      6 Now, seek ye out of the Book of Commandments, even the least that is among them, and appoint him her that is the most wise among you;
                      7 Or, if there be any among you that shall make one like unto it, then ye are justified in saying that ye do not know that they are true;
                      8 But if ye cannot make one like unto it, ye are under condemnation if ye do not bear record that they are true.
                      Looks like we're off the hook. William McLellin and I thank you, SuperGabers.
                      "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                      -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                      • #12
                        I sure hope people understand that my attempt was dripping with sarcasm including "The Lords University" along with the little jab at BYU being arrogant, prideful (Maybe.. ) and having CS who is a Ute as the President..

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                          And it came to pass, that in the last days at the Lord's university, yay, even the one in Zion, would neither belong to the East, nor the West, North or South. And even so in numbers of 12 or in numbers of 10. And the sons of Zion did wax poorly in spirit.
                          why do you hate me?
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                            Why do people refer to BYU as the Lord's University when it is named after Brigham Young?
                            http://library.lds.org/nxt/gateway.d...%20kingdom.htm

                            It was said of Rome at her apogee that men did not love Rome because she was great but Rome was great because men loved her. BYU will earn academic esteem, but the respect and love of the Lord’s university by the members of the Church will be a crucial ingredient in the process of BYU’s achievement of greatness in its second century!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                              5. And Bronco dwelt in a tent.

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