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THE OFFICIAL CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU THREAD
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I'd never heard that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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Originally posted by DU Ute View PostI'd never heard that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Originally posted by landpoke View PostDU it would be completely irresponsible to repeat the rumor that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. Even if it is true."More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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Originally posted by Solon View PostI heard they were tranny hookers. Those are the best kind.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
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Originally posted by landpoke View PostOnce again, it is irresponsible to suggest that Craig James killed, dismembered and wore the skin of 5 tranny hookers while at SMU."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Originally posted by hostile View PostYou forgot to mention that this occurred after he made a slip 'n slide with their blood.
Rumor also has it Craig James sold five whore bone wind chimes around the time of their deaths at a garage sale.Last edited by Coach McGuirk; 11-11-2011, 07:54 AM.
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There wouldn't be all these rumors that CRAIG JAMES BRUTALLY MURDERED 5 HOOKERS AND USES THEIR DISMEMBERED CORPSES AS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS if there wasn't at least some truth to it. Right?"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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Originally posted by creekster View PostHow do you and Craig James know this?"More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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Originally posted by DU Ute View PostThere wouldn't be all these rumors that CRAIG JAMES BRUTALLY MURDERED 5 HOOKERS AND USES THEIR DISMEMBERED CORPSES AS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS if there wasn't at least some truth to it. Right?Last edited by landpoke; 11-11-2011, 08:10 AM.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
…
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
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Originally posted by mpfunk View PostYou people need to stop with all this wild speculation about blood slip-n-slide's, etc. Craig James is a professional tranny hooker killer. He kills them and dissolves them in a vat of acid like a true professional.Last edited by landpoke; 11-11-2011, 10:09 AM.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
…
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
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