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    Mike Stoops always looks like he's either about to cry or blow a gasket. I feel bad for him. He screamed and yelled and Anae on Saturday during the game. Anae walked off and kind of smiled. I think Anae could take him.
    Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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    He screams at everybody. All the time. I wonder whose players are more scared of their coach-- his or Bronco's?
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Commando View Post
      He screams at everybody. All the time. I wonder whose players are more scared of their coach-- his or Bronco's?
      when someone screams all the time they get tuned out
      Dyslexics are teople poo...

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      • #4
        How is Mike Stoops still there? They've been at best mediocre for how long?
        "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
        —Abraham Maslow

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
          when someone screams all the time they get tuned out
          That's my point. Bronco just gives that look and players shit themselves. If he ever screamed, there would be crying.
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Commando View Post
            That's my point. Bronco just gives that look and players shit themselves. If he ever screamed, there would be crying.
            true. You have to save your nukes for a moment that actually requires a nuke.
            Dyslexics are teople poo...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
              Mike Stoops always looks like he's either about to cry or blow a gasket. I feel bad for him. He screamed and yelled and Anae on Saturday during the game. Anae walked off and kind of smiled. I think Anae could take him.
              I miss Anae. Not that I think Doman won't eventually be a good OC, but I hate when former BYU players come back to Provo and then are run out. I have this romantic ideal where the ones who come back to coach are spectacular and the love affairs go on for eternity. I hate the prospect of the fans turning on Brandon Doman. I know it will happen eventually just as the leaves turn every fall, after all BYU turned on Chow, but I dread when it does.
              Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
              -General George S. Patton

              I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
              -DOCTOR Wuap

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              • #8
                Mike Stoops < Mike Leach on the histrionics scale.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                  Mike Stoops < Mike Leach on the histrionics scale.
                  Leach histronics can't be tuned out because he is weird and funny. Stoops is just pathetic.
                  Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                    Leach histronics can't be tuned out because he is weird and funny. Stoops is just pathetic.
                    Besides, anybody who makes a cameo in FNL gets a free pass.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      Besides, anybody who makes a cameo in FNL gets a free pass.
                      When did you become the bagel man?
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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