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    BYU we love you!

    For the next seven days my family is blessed to have Mormon Red Death's children stay with us while he and his lovely wife take a much needed holiday. Of course, prior to sending his young son to stay with his Uncle, Aunt and cousins—faithful BYU fans—Mormon Red Death indoctrinated his child by forcing the boy to memorize the following cheer:

    "BYU stinks like poo!"

    Upon arrival to our home this afternoon the young wayward son of Mormon Red Death greeted me repeating the cheer with innocent enthusiasm. Ever patient and mindful of the debilitating mental sports anguish the poor lad must witness in his father each football and basketball season I ignored the taunting and welcomed him into our home with love.

    After a wonderful afternoon of playing with cousins, followed by a yummy dinner and doughnuts for dessert it was time to get ready for bed. Sporting freshly laundered PJ's and with a toothbrush in his mouth, Mormon Red Deaths' son repeated the silly cheer. "Are you saying: BYU we love you!" I replied. The boys' sister, Mormon Red Deaths' oldest child, then said, "Ya, BYU we love you!" The rest of the evening as we tucked our little one's, including Mormon Red Deaths' offspring, into bed they ALL could be heard chanting:

    BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you!

    Before tomorrow afternoon Mormon Red Deaths' son will be chanting: "Go BYU, beat Utah!" By the time his mother comes to pick him up next week, the boy will be begging his father to paint his face blue with a white Y on games days!

    I love college football.
    Last edited by tooblue; 08-24-2011, 06:28 PM.
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    Keep the updates coming. This is important work you are doing.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


      Keep the updates coming. This is important work you are doing.
      These kids have no chance. No one can indoctrinated like a BYU grad, they've learned from the best.
      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • #4
        Originally posted by tooblue View Post
        For the next seven days my family is blessed to have Mormon Red Death's children stay with us while he and his lovely wife take a much needed holiday. Of course, prior to sending his young son to stay with his Uncle, Aunt and cousins—faithful BYU fans—Mormon Red Death indoctrinated his child by forcing the boy to memorize the following cheer:

        "BYU stinks like poo!"

        Upon arrival to our home this afternoon the young wayward son of Mormon Red Death greeted me repeating the cheer with innocent enthusiasm. Ever patient and mindful of the debilitating mental sports anguish the poor lad must witness in his father each football and basketball season I ignored the taunting and welcomed him into our home with love.

        After a wonderful afternoon of playing with cousins, followed by a yummy dinner and doughnuts for dessert it was time to get ready for bed. Sporting freshly laundered PJ's and with a toothbrush in his mouth, Mormon Red Deaths' son repeated the silly cheer. "Are you saying: BYU we love you!" I replied. The boys' sister, Mormon Red Deaths' oldest child, then said, "Ya, BYU we love you!" The rest of the evening as we tucked our little one's, including Mormon Red Deaths' offspring, into bed they ALL could be heard chanting:

        BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you! BYU we love you!

        Before tomorrow afternoon Mormon Red Deaths' son will be chanting: "Go BYU, beat Utah!" By the time his mother comes to pick him up next week, the boy will be begging his father to paint his face blue with a white Y on games days!

        I love college football.
        i don't have to worry. your mind games on my 4 year old were prepared for this week. He will come back to his crimson red room with the Utah poster on the wall and will be fine. my daughter otoh is a turncoat all the Michigan people had to do was giver her free t-shirt at the bball game last year and she was doing the same cheers as the student sections.
        "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

        "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
          These kids have no chance. No one can indoctrinated like a BYU grad, they've learned from the best.
          but there is the catch. He is not a byu grad only a fan.
          "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

          "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tooblue View Post

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            My wife does singing time for the primary, I'm going to suggest she adds this to her program.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
              i don't have to worry. your mind games on my 4 year old were prepared for this week. He will come back to his crimson red room with the Utah poster on the wall and will be fine. my daughter otoh is a turncoat all the Michigan people had to do was giver her free t-shirt at the bball game last year and she was doing the same cheers as the student sections.
              You're raising an Il Padrino! Be careful with that one, MRD.

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              • #8
                So is this the equivalent of the Indian Placement Program?
                "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                  So is this the equivalent of the Indian Placement Program?
                  I almost shot oatmeal out my nose when I read this.
                  "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                  "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                  "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    You're raising an Il Padrino! Be careful with that one, MRD.
                    It may be true that I was lured away by swag at a young age, but Judkins tried to do the same a few years ago and I refused to be swayed again. Once I found the truth, I could never deny it at any cost.
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                    • #11
                      Minor set back this morning. Not with MRD's son, but rather with my own 3-year old son. Aware that it is an effective way to push his demure mother's buttons he has annoyingly begun to use the insidious chant at opportune moments, freely changing the word poo with pee at random, adding extra emphasis.

                      Not terribly fond of the whole rivalry aesthetic and the smack that comes with it in the first place Sis. tooblue has put her foot down and even threatened him with a swat if he keeps it up.

                      That all but seals the deal. Only positive, pleasant talk about BYU from here on out. As is said: you must convert them with love

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