Large House for Rent for Opening Game

[arfdoogle58]

Enjoy the excitement of the first game of the season and relax in a secluded Cape Code style home in the middle of Oxford, less than one-half mile from the stadium and the Square (the center of town). More than 2200 square feet surrounded by an acre of woods on a hill. Large screened-in porch. The town does not have enough hotel space, so this a great way to beat the crowds and enjoy The Grove (tailgating in the center of campus).

WiFi; 3 bedrooms, 2 queen size beds, 2 twin beds, couch sleeps one, 3 full bathrooms, 2 large screen TVs, large screened-in porch, gas fireplace, 2 car covered garage and outdoor grill.

$1200 for SEC weekends from Fri at noon to Sun at noon.
$800 for nonconf games. Max 9 people.

Photos: CapeCodOxford.blogspot.com
Reservations: shg@hotmail.com
Please include the subject line: House Rental

[Blueintheface]

[Babs]

And here Triplet said there was nowhere to stay in Oxford!

[Uncle Ted]

And here Triplet said there was nowhere to stay in Oxford!

So how much is your place for the UT game?

[BigPiney]

Oxford Town, Oxford Town
Ev’rybody’s got their heads bowed down
The sun don’t shine above the ground
Ain’t a-goin’ down to Oxford Town

He went down to Oxford Town
Guns and clubs followed him down
All because his face was brown
Better get away from Oxford Town

Oxford Town around the bend
He come in to the door, he couldn’t get in
All because of the color of his skin
What do you think about that, my frien’?

Me and my gal, my gal’s son
We got met with a tear gas bomb
I don’t even know why we come
Goin’ back where we come from

Oxford Town in the afternoon
Ev’rybody singin’ a sorrowful tune
Two men died ’neath the Mississippi moon
Somebody better investigate soon

Oxford Town, Oxford Town
Ev’rybody’s got their heads bowed down
The sun don’t shine above the ground
Ain’t a-goin’ down to Oxford Town

[TripletDaddy]

I'm considering calling the local Bishop and asking if he could set me up at a member's house for the weekend.

[hostile]

I'm considering calling the local Bishop and asking if he could set me up at a member's house for the weekend.

See if you can get the EQ to help move your luggage.

[Babs]

I'm considering calling the local Bishop and asking if he could set me up at a member's house for the weekend.

Maybe they can even find someone to give you a ride from the airport!

[wuapinmon]

Yall laugh about this, but when I was in NOLA, we'd get all kinds of requests from folks coming into town; Book of Mormon cruises, non-member niece's boyfriend is in the hospital needs a blessing and doesn't know you're coming. I can't remember them all, but there were several requests through the years.

I imagine that many of the things we're joking about will probably happen to the local church unit, including some people going to church and asking to take photos with the African-American primary kids.*


* I shit you not.

[Blueintheface]

Do I know CUF, or do I know CUF.

[Pelado]

Book of Mormon cruises

What exactly would that entail?

[Solon]

What exactly would that entail?

http://www.cruiselady.com/cruises.cfm?d=66

Some of these used to leave from NOLA, but it seems that they're mostly going out of TX and FL these days.

Maybe ongoing aftermath of Katrina, or (my opinion) maybe a bunch of LDS folks don't appreciate the awesomeness that is New Orleans.

[Babs]

Maybe ongoing aftermath of Katrina, or (my opinion) maybe a bunch of LDS folks don't appreciate the awesomeness that is New Orleans.

Or maybe they heard the Nawlins ward was home to an oversized, inhospitable banana that refused to house them or let them take polaroids of the primary kids. Bananas can be very intimidating, you know.

[wuapinmon]

Or maybe they heard the Nawlins ward was home to an oversized, inhospitable banana that refused to house them or let them take polaroids of the primary kids. Bananas can be very intimidating, you know.

I'm not oversized. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH BANANA!