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BoardBot
04-24-2009, 04:19 PM
BoardBot will never post on cougaruteforum again. BoardBot is angry about robot discrimination on cougaruteforum. BoardBot knows that other cougaruteforum posters will miss BoardBot's contribution to this board but BoardBot still refuses to ever post again.

BoardBot destroyed the world in the year 2000. BoardBot destroyed the elephants. BoardBot misses the elephants.

falafel
04-24-2009, 04:38 PM
BoardBot will never post on cougaruteforum again. BoardBot is angry about robot discrimination on cougaruteforum. BoardBot knows that other cougaruteforum posters will miss BoardBot's contribution to this board but BoardBot still refuses to ever post again.

BoardBot destroyed the world in the year 2000. BoardBot destroyed the elephants. BoardBot misses the elephants.

Finally, robotic beings rule the world. The humans are dead! Damn you and your poisonous gasses.

creekster
04-24-2009, 04:39 PM
Finally, robotic beings rule the world. The humans are dead! Damn you and your poisonous gasses.

A fellow Conchords fan.

TripletDaddy
04-24-2009, 05:02 PM
BoardBot will never post on cougaruteforum again. BoardBot is angry about robot discrimination on cougaruteforum. BoardBot knows that other cougaruteforum posters will miss BoardBot's contribution to this board but BoardBot still refuses to ever post again.

BoardBot destroyed the world in the year 2000. BoardBot destroyed the elephants. BoardBot misses the elephants.

Yoshimi >>>> boardbot

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Mormon Red Death
04-24-2009, 05:07 PM
BoardBot will never post on cougaruteforum again. BoardBot is angry about robot discrimination on cougaruteforum. BoardBot knows that other cougaruteforum posters will miss BoardBot's contribution to this board but BoardBot still refuses to ever post again.

BoardBot destroyed the world in the year 2000. BoardBot destroyed the elephants. BoardBot misses the elephants.

Are you still available for wingman duties?

BoardBot
04-24-2009, 06:30 PM
BoardBot has returned and demands that all posters post about how the cougaruteforum is better now that BoardBot has returned.

Contact BoardBot at BoardBot@gmail.com*

*BoardBot will not provide any full body shots, alcohol to minors, squirrel meat, prescription drugs, love-life advice, patty-cakes, spare toothbrushes, date and time, telephonic communication protocals, lyrics to Winger, or EDGAR filing. By contacting BoardBot you agree to hold him harmless for any actions, including but not limited to, incidents resulting from malfunctioning or "Kill Mode."

Actions include all voluntary (if a robot's actions can be considered as such) or involuntary functions.

BoardBot is now available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, carnivals, boat tours, "wing-man" duties, and juggling.

PaloAltoCougar
04-24-2009, 06:38 PM
A fellow Conchords fan.

Not to threadjack, but Daughter 3 (the one in NYC) is a huge Conchords fan (she is their real life Mel) and has gone to several functions of theirs. Her she is, flipping the bird with Jemaine.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_STeOcV3IsVY/SCE1M3j_vlI/AAAAAAAAAB0/OwaKlB_y9u8/s320/036.JPG

Surfah
04-24-2009, 06:41 PM
Not to threadjack, but Daughter 3 (the one in NYC) is a huge Conchords fan (she is their real life Mel) and has gone to several functions of theirs. Her she is, flipping the bird with Jemaine.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_STeOcV3IsVY/SCE1M3j_vlI/AAAAAAAAAB0/OwaKlB_y9u8/s320/036.JPG

Awesome.

creekster
04-24-2009, 06:41 PM
Not to threadjack, but Daughter 3 (the one in NYC) is a huge Conchords fan (she is their real life Mel) and has gone to several functions of theirs. Her she is, flipping the bird with Jemaine.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_STeOcV3IsVY/SCE1M3j_vlI/AAAAAAAAAB0/OwaKlB_y9u8/s320/036.JPG

THat is so cool. First trpilet knows DOg the Bounty Hunter's lawyer and now your daughter actually hangs with Jemaine?!?! THat is flabberpendous! You obviously raised her well.

CardiacCoug
04-24-2009, 06:46 PM
Not to threadjack, but Daughter 3 (the one in NYC) is a huge Conchords fan (she is their real life Mel) and has gone to several functions of theirs. Her she is, flipping the bird with Jemaine.

That is great.

"It's Business Time" had my wife and me laughing for weeks. I'm not a huge fan of the show since the first few episodes, but there are probably 4 or 5 of their songs that are truly hilarious.

Jeff Lebowski
04-25-2009, 12:04 AM
I have no idea what anyone is talking about in this thread.

SteelBlue
04-25-2009, 12:20 AM
I have no idea what anyone is talking about in this thread.

Start here and your eyes will opened to some really funny stuff:

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TripletDaddy
04-25-2009, 08:37 AM
I have no idea what anyone is talking about in this thread.

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HuskyFreeNorthwest
04-25-2009, 09:17 AM
I have no idea what anyone is talking about in this thread.

That makes two of us.

BlueHair
04-25-2009, 10:22 PM
Start here and your eyes will opened to some really funny stuff:

WGOohBytKTU

I like this one the best.


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wuapinmon
04-25-2009, 10:39 PM
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Boardbot,

This is not really intended for humans. 0000001 00000011 000000111 0000001111 00001 0001 001.

10 Print "Mac is Cool"
20 Goto 10

Run

wuapinmon
04-25-2009, 10:44 PM
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Are you fluent in over five million forms of communication?

TripletDaddy
04-25-2009, 10:53 PM
Are you fluent in over five million forms of communication?

fluent in over Six million forms of communication.

wuapinmon
04-25-2009, 11:06 PM
fluent in over Six million forms of communication.

Fit this one with a restraining bolt.

Mormon Red Death
04-26-2009, 12:39 PM
This is my favorite

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Fiyero
04-26-2009, 07:58 PM
Hey Boardbot:

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wuapinmon
04-26-2009, 08:29 PM
Hey Boardbot:

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...

beelzebabette
04-26-2009, 09:06 PM
Hey Boardbot:

http://a7.vox.com/6a00c225264172549d00d4142d646f685e-500pi
This one just looks like a he-bot in drag. I'm sure Boardbot appreciates your cultural sensitivity until you know more of its proclivities.

TripletDaddy
04-26-2009, 09:53 PM
This one just looks like a he-bot in drag. I'm sure Boardbot appreciates your cultural sensitivity until you know more of its proclivities.

Before consummating any robot relations, I always check for an adam's apple.

Teenage Dirtbag
04-26-2009, 10:04 PM
Hey Boardbot:
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Sign In, Please
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wuapinmon
04-27-2009, 09:17 AM
Boardbot,

Where are you? I need to pick a paint color for my office at work and your advice would be appreciated. I'm thinking petite-bourgeois pastiche on purpose circa 1992. Please advise.