Intro

[cap164]

How did you find CUF?
I have some friend on the board and they have been telling me to join but I have never really been that big of a poster but thought why not?

What do you like about CUF?
I like to see people opinions, some people think they know so much and I like to laugh.

What don't I like about CUF?
Looks all good to me

How did you choose your moniker?
Techno bowl unstoppable play, Cap Boso Bears 164 post

What do you do (other than read CUF)?
I coach High School football and golf in the great state of Texas

How many States have you lived in?
Five, Wy, Ut. Nv. Cali. And Texas

What are your sports loyalties?
BYU, UNLV, and the Texans

What's your standing in the church?
Elders quorum Pres.

[Art Vandelay]

Welcome, glad your here, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Lets move on to the important stuff. Do you give free golf lessons? I'm still coming over top too often inducing my killer pull-hook 71 and his wedge may require the sacrifice of a live chicken.

[Uncle Ted]

What do you do (other than read CUF)?
I coach High School football and golf in the great state of Texas

It is good to have more Texans around here. Welcome!

BTW, I am a big fan of Texas high school football. I look forward to chatting more about that.

[KillerDog]

What's your standing in the church?
Elders quorum Pres.

Not really the type of answer they were going for. Standing does not equal calling or position.

[Pheidippides]

How did you find CUF?
I have some friend on the board and they have been telling me to join but I have never really been that big of a poster but thought why not?

What do you like about CUF?
I like to see people opinions, some people think they know so much and I like to laugh.

What don't I like about CUF?
Looks all good to me

How did you choose your moniker?
Techno bowl unstoppable play, Cap Boso Bears 164 post

What do you do (other than read CUF)?
I coach High School football and golf in the great state of Texas

How many States have you lived in?
Five, Wy, Ut. Nv. Cali. And Texas

What are your sports loyalties?
BYU, UNLV, and the Texans

What's your standing in the church?
Elders quorum Pres.

I presume your Texans loyalty places you in H-town? I'm going to have to start a local chapter.

[MarkGrace]

What do you do (other than read CUF)?
I coach High School football and golf in the great state of Texas

Coach Taylor has joined the message board!

[Coach McGuirk]

How did you choose your moniker?
Techno bowl unstoppable play, Cap Boso Bears 164 post

Is that some kind of football rave??

[Green Monstah]

You seem like a great guy, so I'm dispensing a bit of advice and important facts to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience here on CUF:

1. Upon death, Joe Arpaio will be replacing Cassius in the right mouth of Satan in the center of hell.

2. Boyd K Packer unequivocally advocates physically abusing not-heterosexual persons in general, but specifically not-heterosexual missionaries.

3. Andrew Jackson must be judged by 21st century morals, and the fucker needs to be replaced on the 20 dollar bill.

4. Never pull a gun on a tresspasser if you own property OUTSIDE the state of Texas (within? Fire away!).

5. Stephen Rogers has the most beautiful shot in college basketball, and his rebounding is nigh unto Dennis Rodman's.

[pellegrino]

Welcome cappie, I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.

Are you a fan of Friday Night Lights and did they faithfully represent the state of Texas HS football?

[thesaint258]

A fan of both BYU and UNLV? Doesn't that create a rift in the space/time continuum or something? When they play each other, how do you decide who you want to win?

[happyone]

Welcome, Welcome -

sigh, another Texican

At least not another attorny

[wuapinmon]

You seem like a great guy, so I'm dispensing a bit of advice and important facts to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience here on CUF:

1. Upon death, Joe Arpaio will be replacing Cassius in the right mouth of Satan in the center of hell.

2. Boyd K Packer unequivocally advocates physically abusing not-heterosexual persons in general, but specifically not-heterosexual missionaries.

3. Andrew Jackson must be judged by 21st century morals, and the fucker needs to be replaced on the 20 dollar bill.

4. Never pull a gun on a tresspasser if you own property OUTSIDE the state of Texas (within? Fire away!).

5. Stephen Rogers has the most beautiful shot in college basketball, and his rebounding is nigh unto Dennis Rodman's.

You forgot to mention that most of us appreciate nuance.

[Sizzle]

You forgot to mention that most of us appreciate nuance.

And irony.

[wuapinmon]

And irony.

and imported cheeses.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

What position do you coach?