Hey docs, tell me about my colon.

[cowboy]

Is it true that I have up to 15 pounds of waste stuck to the side of my colon like spackeling(sp)? If so, will celery on my hamburger do the trick, or do I need some sort of fancy colon cleansing product?

[RobinFinderson]

[cowboy]

do you eat that with milk and raisins?

[RobinFinderson]

do you eat that with milk and raisins?

Soy milk and prunes.

[landpoke]

Is it true that I have up to 15 pounds of waste stuck to the side of my colon like spackeling(sp)? If so, will celery on my hamburger do the trick, or do I need some sort of fancy colon cleansing product?

Dude, you've never cleansed? Crap, look what you've got lurking within you:

http://www.drnatura.com/colon_cleans...eanse_301.html

(Warning: There be Wuapinmon)

You need to do something like yesterday.