Let's think of some better names for the Utah Utes of Utah.
We know the Hawks is up for consideration by the milieu.
What else?
The Utah Zionists
The Utah Oncologists
The Utah Snowhawks
The Utah Brine Shrimp
The Utah Apostles
The Utah Nephites
The Utah Lamanites
The Utah Ishmaelites (Nevermind, no one cares about this one anyway)
The Utah Cougar Slayers
The Utah Mormons (this team would not do well out-of-state)
The Utah Red
The Utah Red Wave
The Utah Red Flood
The Utah Scarlet Letters
The Utah Blood Tigers
The Utah Blood Donors
The Utah Red Cross
The Utah Temple Masons
The Utah Cottonwoods
The Utah Sand Pounders
The Utah Gadianton Robbers
The Utah Walkin' Wounded
The Utah Red Badges
The Utah Red Cougars
The Utah Harts
The Utah Red Harts (popular during Valentines and hunting season, which are sort of the same thing in Utah--men looking for white (and delightsome) tail)
The Utah Jolly Bridegrooms
The Utah NetWares (grooving on the red theme)
The Utah Youngs
The Utah Brighams
The Utah Snowbirds
The Utah Altas
The Utah Canyoneers
The Utah Thiokols
The Utah Downwinders
The Utah Not All Mormons
We know the Hawks is up for consideration by the milieu.
What else?
The Utah Zionists
The Utah Oncologists
The Utah Snowhawks
The Utah Brine Shrimp
The Utah Apostles
The Utah Nephites
The Utah Lamanites
The Utah Ishmaelites (Nevermind, no one cares about this one anyway)
The Utah Cougar Slayers
The Utah Mormons (this team would not do well out-of-state)
The Utah Red
The Utah Red Wave
The Utah Red Flood
The Utah Scarlet Letters
The Utah Blood Tigers
The Utah Blood Donors
The Utah Red Cross
The Utah Temple Masons
The Utah Cottonwoods
The Utah Sand Pounders
The Utah Gadianton Robbers
The Utah Walkin' Wounded
The Utah Red Badges
The Utah Red Cougars
The Utah Harts
The Utah Red Harts (popular during Valentines and hunting season, which are sort of the same thing in Utah--men looking for white (and delightsome) tail)
The Utah Jolly Bridegrooms
The Utah NetWares (grooving on the red theme)
The Utah Youngs
The Utah Brighams
The Utah Snowbirds
The Utah Altas
The Utah Canyoneers
The Utah Thiokols
The Utah Downwinders
The Utah Not All Mormons
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