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1. Cheap Mormons...some folks take great pride in it. I don't get it. It is just money after all. I am not talking about me driving a Tundra and them driving an 87 Chevelle because theirs is paid for. I am talking about me eating Oreo's and them eating Hydroxios. There is literally a .27 difference in price. BUT THERE IS AN 11,000,000,000 DIFFERENCE IN TASTE YOU CHEAP BASTARD! (I hope everyone got that that number is eleventy billion!)
2. Judgemental Mormons... (I am not being judgemental of course, this is just and observation) I don't hang out with LDS people outside of church. My best friend is LDS, but I didn't know that they first day we started hanging out. Other than that I don't typically hang out with them.
Here is why...
LDS people typically spend alot of time looking down on other people. My favorite is looking down on those that drink or smoke. I believe that they look at those people and think that they are better than them because of it. And they turn their nose.
I hang out with the drinkers and the smokers. Why? They know they are screwed up and have problems, so they don't spend time looking for problems in other folks. Generally LDS people do.
3. Jesus lovers...When I see someone wearing "The Lords Gym" shirts it gives me the creeps and I want to kick them in the junk. Same goes for the "My boss is a jewish carpenter". No he isn't. Your boss is some 30 something dude from Los Angeles. Back to work idiot.
On a side note....
The "Jesus died for me shirt". NO HE DIDN'T. He died because a bunch of romans placed him on a cross. I am sure the last thing that went through his mind was... Here you go Billy! It just makes me uncomfortable.
4. People that call him Jesus. I didn't grow up referring to him that way. I don't feel comfortable using it and I get creeped out when other people do.
5. Testimony meeting. My wife gets mad at me because my girls and I play testimony bingo now. I will make a copy of my New Years FT meeting card before we start this year. That is always my favorite.
6. 3 hour block. Fix it. We don't need 3 hours. Most of the time I think I would be good with 15 minute blocks.
7. Creative church signs. Generally they make me laugh. And I don't think that is what they are there for.
8. Parents that don't show up when Mutual is over. LISTEN PEOPLE IT ENDS AT 8. Don't mosey in here at 820 to pick up your kid. Now you are showing me disrespect because your time is more valuable than mine. I have more than once told a young man his parents aren't being very respectful to my time. It is great.
9. Not starting a meeting on time. Mutual starts at 7. Not 705. If it is just me, a Deacon and the YW President we are starting. I don't care if we all know the bishopric and 22 more people will be there at 705. They all own watches. I have told the bishpric before that they can always let me go if they don't like that one.
I feel better already.
1. Cheap Mormons...some folks take great pride in it. I don't get it. It is just money after all. I am not talking about me driving a Tundra and them driving an 87 Chevelle because theirs is paid for. I am talking about me eating Oreo's and them eating Hydroxios. There is literally a .27 difference in price. BUT THERE IS AN 11,000,000,000 DIFFERENCE IN TASTE YOU CHEAP BASTARD! (I hope everyone got that that number is eleventy billion!)
2. Judgemental Mormons... (I am not being judgemental of course, this is just and observation) I don't hang out with LDS people outside of church. My best friend is LDS, but I didn't know that they first day we started hanging out. Other than that I don't typically hang out with them.
Here is why...
LDS people typically spend alot of time looking down on other people. My favorite is looking down on those that drink or smoke. I believe that they look at those people and think that they are better than them because of it. And they turn their nose.
I hang out with the drinkers and the smokers. Why? They know they are screwed up and have problems, so they don't spend time looking for problems in other folks. Generally LDS people do.
3. Jesus lovers...When I see someone wearing "The Lords Gym" shirts it gives me the creeps and I want to kick them in the junk. Same goes for the "My boss is a jewish carpenter". No he isn't. Your boss is some 30 something dude from Los Angeles. Back to work idiot.
On a side note....
The "Jesus died for me shirt". NO HE DIDN'T. He died because a bunch of romans placed him on a cross. I am sure the last thing that went through his mind was... Here you go Billy! It just makes me uncomfortable.
4. People that call him Jesus. I didn't grow up referring to him that way. I don't feel comfortable using it and I get creeped out when other people do.
5. Testimony meeting. My wife gets mad at me because my girls and I play testimony bingo now. I will make a copy of my New Years FT meeting card before we start this year. That is always my favorite.
6. 3 hour block. Fix it. We don't need 3 hours. Most of the time I think I would be good with 15 minute blocks.
7. Creative church signs. Generally they make me laugh. And I don't think that is what they are there for.
8. Parents that don't show up when Mutual is over. LISTEN PEOPLE IT ENDS AT 8. Don't mosey in here at 820 to pick up your kid. Now you are showing me disrespect because your time is more valuable than mine. I have more than once told a young man his parents aren't being very respectful to my time. It is great.
9. Not starting a meeting on time. Mutual starts at 7. Not 705. If it is just me, a Deacon and the YW President we are starting. I don't care if we all know the bishopric and 22 more people will be there at 705. They all own watches. I have told the bishpric before that they can always let me go if they don't like that one.
I feel better already.
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