Newest Generation of Mormon Men

[marsupial]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

[beelzebabette]

lolololol

[smokymountainrain]

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their father's would have done themselves.

Hey, I shoveled a month's worth of dog poop yesterday and there weren't any brown skinned people willing to help. Heaven knows, I asked.

[TripletDaddy]

I wonder if any guy will get defensive about this thread.....

[jay santos]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their father's would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

Most women don't get how taxing it can be to post on sports message boards all day.

[tooblue]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

Beyond funny -- well done.

[Gidget]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

You go girl!

[Donuthole]

I wonder if any guy will get defensive about this thread.....

That was my thought, precisely. Well, that, and I'm disappointed that the thread wasn't started by SU, as he is the king of taking a thread title and tweaking it into a new thread.

[Mrs. Funk]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

Bravo!

[Surfah]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

ZING! Well done. This has to be an insta-fave for a Cuffie this year.

[Soccermom]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

Hysterical. Well done.

[YOhio]

That post was so dumb. Rome isn't even on sat radio!

[TripletDaddy]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to actually work at their jobs. Mostly they just shuffle some papers and check sports message boards.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their wives work so they don't have to worry so much about supporting the family all on their own.

Few of them actually do yard work.

They get Hispanic day laborers for projects their fathers would have done themselves.

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

They drive around in their new SUV's listening to Jim Rome on their satellite radios and complain about how unfair the BCS system is.

It's time for a female revolution.

ha!

[Clark Addison]

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

Maybe I am just an overacheiver, but I don't need to be caught looking at porn to cry about that.

[Surfah]

They whine because Church leaders keep asking them to stop looking at porn. Then when they get caught looking at porn they go ballistic and cry that their wives aren't putting out enough.

What if you and your spouse watch porn together?