Newest generation of Mormon women

[jay santos]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to work outside the home.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their husbands are commanded to avoid all traditional male vices.

Few of them actually cook.

They get Hispanic maids to clean their house at $10 an hour.

Church leaders tiptoe around with them because they'll rise up and go ballistic on them if they say something like "mothers who know" keep their house clean.

They drive around with their 44 oz Diet Cokes in their new SUV's complaining about how hard it is to take kids to soccer practice.

It's time for a male revolution.

[ERCougar]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to work outside the home.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their husbands are commanded to avoid all traditional male vices.

Few of them actually cook.

They get Hispanic maids to clean their house at $10 an hour.

Church leaders tiptoe around with them because they'll rise up and go ballistic on them if they say something like "mothers who know" keep their house clean.

They drive around with their 44 oz Diet Cokes in their new SUV's complaining about how hard it is to take kids to soccer practice.

It's time for a male revolution.

I think you should post this on FMH. That would be fun.

[RobinFinderson]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to work outside the home.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their husbands are commanded to avoid all traditional male vices.

Few of them actually cook.

They get Hispanic maids to clean their house at $10 an hour.

Church leaders tiptoe around with them because they'll rise up and go ballistic on them if they say something like "mothers who know" keep their house clean.

They drive around with their 44 oz Diet Cokes in their new SUV's complaining about how hard it is to take kids to soccer practice.

It's time for a male revolution.

Wow. If I were married to one of these creatures I would certainly want to join the revolution.

[Solon]

Wow. If I were married to one of these creatures I would certainly want to join the revolution.

Yeah. Where are these women?

[beelzebabette]

Yeah. Where are these women?

Nevertheless, still a pretty comical post.

[KillerDog]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to work outside the home.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their husbands are commanded to avoid all traditional male vices.

Few of them actually cook.

They get Hispanic maids to clean their house at $10 an hour.

Church leaders tiptoe around with them because they'll rise up and go ballistic on them if they say something like "mothers who know" keep their house clean.

They drive around with their 44 oz Diet Cokes in their new SUV's complaining about how hard it is to take kids to soccer practice.

It's time for a male revolution.

You forgot the reason there won't be a revolution. These women have convinced everyone how tough their life is and if their husband tells them otherwise, she'll accuse him of a porn addiction or tell the R.S. that he is verbally abusive. They do nothing and have everyone convinced that they hold the world together by preparing lessons for church and doing their visiting teaching.

[RockyBalboa]

Yeah. Where are these women?

Draper.

[beelzebabette]

You forgot the reason there won't be a revolution. These women have convinced everyone how tough their life is and if their husband tells them otherwise, she'll accuse him of a porn addiction or tell the R.S. that he is verbally abusive. They do nothing and have everyone convinced that they hold the world together by preparing lessons for church and doing their visiting teaching.

You amuse me.

[Babs]

Nevertheless, still a pretty comical post.

No, he really didn't even construct it well enough for that effect, either.

[KillerDog]

You amuse me.

I'm curious, do I amuse you because you think it is so off base or because you think it is so accurate or because it is a funny cariciture of Mormon women?

[RockyBalboa]

You forgot the reason there won't be a revolution. These women have convinced everyone how tough their life is and if their husband tells them otherwise, she'll accuse him of a porn addiction or tell the R.S. that he is verbally abusive. They do nothing and have everyone convinced that they hold the world together by preparing lessons for church and doing their visiting teaching.

This made me laugh out loud at my cubicle and I had to make up an excuse to the person sitting in front of me why I'm laughing so hard. Thanks!

The reason why this makes me laugh so hard is #1...because it's true,,,and #2 I've dated A LOT of divorced women and single moms and every single one of them has said their husband was either into porn or verbally abusive to them and that he had "everyone else fooled in the ward into thinking he was this great guy and then everyone hated me for divorcing him."

Not yet have I heard a single one of these gals ever admit that the divorce had anything to do with her or that she was at fault for anything. There has literally been NO exception to this.

[beelzebabette]

No, he really didn't even construct it well enough for that effect, either.

Hence, the comedy for me.

[beelzebabette]

I'm curious, do I amuse you because you think it is so off base or because you think it is so accurate or because it is a funny cariciture of Mormon women?

Because to make a sweeping statement like this without support you'd either have to include your own wife and failings within your own home or generate a chuckle from me.

[Pheidippides]

Has anyone in the history of the world had it as easy?

They don't have to work outside the home.

They have half as many kids as their parent's generation.

Their husbands are commanded to avoid all traditional male vices.

Few of them actually cook.

They get Hispanic maids to clean their house at $10 an hour.

Church leaders tiptoe around with them because they'll rise up and go ballistic on them if they say something like "mothers who know" keep their house clean.

They drive around with their 44 oz Diet Cokes in their new SUV's complaining about how hard it is to take kids to soccer practice.

It's time for a male revolution.

I keep reading things like this, despite the fact that I don't actually know any such women, because it makes me think that SHW is that much cooler. One day I will wake up and find out that there was once somebody somewhere who acted like this (in Draper, no doubt, which is just like the moon to me, only less hospitable) but that's the end of the story any my estimation of SHW will lessen some. But until then, I'm game to keep pretending. And I'll keep things the belief that the enslavement of 50% of the population since the dawn of time is the worst crime of mankind in my back pocket too.

[KillerDog]

This made me laugh out loud at my cubicle and I had to make up an excuse to the person sitting in front of me why I'm laughing so hard. Thanks!

The reason why this makes me laugh so hard is #1...because it's true,,,and #2 I've dated A LOT of divorced women and single moms and every single one of them has said their husband was either into porn or verbally abusive to them and that he had "everyone else fooled in the ward into thinking he was this great guy and then everyone hated me for divorcing him."

Not yet have I heard a single one of these gals ever admit that the divorce had anything to do with her or that she was at fault for anything. There has literally been NO exception to this.

It touches on a fun area of LDS culture. I'm glad I could help you enjoy your day. I love "verbally abusive" it is so subjective no one can contradict it and our culture is generally loathe to dispute it.