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    I went to practice on thursday. Here are my thoughts:

    1.) The roster they gave me was not a numerical roster - even thought it had the players' numbers. Not knowing the difference between numbers and the alphabet could get people killed in combat, but that is another story. However the lack of professionalism and attention to detail chapped my ass more and more as I had to investigate to figure out who number 48 is.

    2.) Jake Heaps' white tights looked dorky. As did his efforts to get the crowd into it when he stepped on the field. I can see why he isn't yet Mendenhall's guy.

    3.) Jake Heaps can throw the ball. I don't know if he will start, play, get 33% of the reps or 66% of the reps, ever learn to lead by throwing around sledgehammers or even overcome his current bad case of acne. I don't know if he will even be a bad, average or good division I FBS qb. However, I am firmly convinced that at this moment in time he throws the ball better than 95% of the existing D1 FBS qbs, and I also believe that the other 3 qbs at BYU are in the 95%. I spoke with a former player whose comment was "throwing like he does is a good start- perhaps the best start." It is my opinion that Heaps could do things to open BYU's playbook today by forcing opposing defenses to have to respect the entire field because the skinny pimply faced teenager can get the ball there and get it there in a hurry. I really think the qb competition is as much influenced by the sum of the parts than who is just the better qb. I really think Mendenhall is agonizing over this one and is going to punt it to a 2 qb system until Heaps gets the experience and reps to make it totally obvious to all.

    4.) Other than that I could not tell a thing and I cannot understand how anyone can make any conclusions based upon the drills and whatnot.

    5.) Zed Mendenhall looks like a football player. I like no neck fullbacks. Mike Hague has that look as well.

    6.) I think there are more black players than there has been for some time.

    7.) I am absolutely convinced that the fake blonde sitting two rows ahead of me with the huge sunglasses had fake mamba jambas. Not saying that is a good or bad thing, just pointing out that watching practice is really boring.

    8.) Huge sunglasses as vogue is going to be really embarassing in 15 years when people have to jump as they look at pictures of their parents. AAAHHHH!
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
    -DOCTOR Wuap

  • #2
    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post

    4.) Other than that I could not tell a thing and I cannot understand how anyone can make any conclusions based upon the drills and whatnot.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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    • #3
      Great post, Goatnapper'96.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
        I went to practice on thursday. Here are my thoughts:

        1.) The roster they gave me was not a numerical roster - even thought it had the players' numbers. Not knowing the difference between numbers and the alphabet could get people killed in combat, but that is another story. However the lack of professionalism and attention to detail chapped my ass more and more as I had to investigate to figure out who number 48 is.

        2.) Jake Heaps' white tights looked dorky. As did his efforts to get the crowd into it when he stepped on the field. I can see why he isn't yet Mendenhall's guy.

        3.) Jake Heaps can throw the ball. I don't know if he will start, play, get 33% of the reps or 66% of the reps, ever learn to lead by throwing around sledgehammers or even overcome his current bad case of acne. I don't know if he will even be a bad, average or good division I FBS qb. However, I am firmly convinced that at this moment in time he throws the ball better than 95% of the existing D1 FBS qbs, and I also believe that the other 3 qbs at BYU are in the 95%. I spoke with a former player whose comment was "throwing like he does is a good start- perhaps the best start." It is my opinion that Heaps could do things to open BYU's playbook today by forcing opposing defenses to have to respect the entire field because the skinny pimply faced teenager can get the ball there and get it there in a hurry. I really think the qb competition is as much influenced by the sum of the parts than who is just the better qb. I really think Mendenhall is agonizing over this one and is going to punt it to a 2 qb system until Heaps gets the experience and reps to make it totally obvious to all.

        4.) Other than that I could not tell a thing and I cannot understand how anyone can make any conclusions based upon the drills and whatnot.

        5.) Zed Mendenhall looks like a football player. I like no neck fullbacks. Mike Hague has that look as well.

        6.) I think there are more black players than there has been for some time.

        7.) I am absolutely convinced that the fake blonde sitting two rows ahead of me with the huge sunglasses had fake mamba jambas. Not saying that is a good or bad thing, just pointing out that watching practice is really boring.

        8.) Huge sunglasses as vogue is going to be really embarassing in 15 years when people have to jump as they look at pictures of their parents. AAAHHHH!
        Were you sitting underneath the balcony about the 50 yard line on the practice field? I think I saw that fake blonde and yes her ta-tas were fake.
        *Banned*

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        • #5
          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
          Were you sitting underneath the balcony about the 50 yard line on the practice field? I think I saw that fake blonde and yes her ta-tas were fake.
          Ya. I was up against a standard holding up the balcony drinking a jamba juice. I was with my BIL, a deathly skinny blonde haired kid with a crew cut. He watched the qbs for about 5 minutes and leans over and says: "I agree with Chambers. Heaps can throw the ball."
          Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
          -General George S. Patton

          I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
          -DOCTOR Wuap

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          • #6
            When I watched Heaps in Spring (very limited) I wasn't blown away with his arm. John Beck as a freshman, I was blown away with his arm. Having said that, Heaps seemed more poised and more of a leader than Beck did at a similar point. And, as I've said before, Beck never had a problem with the physical aspect of playing QB. In all honesty, he was probably one of the more physically gifted QBs to ever play at the Y.

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            • #7
              Tell us more about the blond.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Spicy McHaggis View Post
                Tell us more about the blond.
                I only noticed 3 things. It is the two by two rule.

                The two things fake:

                1.) Hair
                2.) Boobs

                The two things large to the point of being embarassed in 15 years:

                1.) Sunglasses
                2.) Boobs

                She wasn't advertising a great deal more, but somewhere I am sure her self-esteem is reinforced that I noticed that which I did. She sure as hell wanted it noticed, I'll tell you what!
                Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                -General George S. Patton

                I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                -DOCTOR Wuap

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