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    Shoot me through the head. Just put me out of my misery.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift

  • #2
    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
    Shoot me through the head. Just put me out of my misery.
    Rest her soul, your poor mother.
    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
      Shoot me through the head. Just put me out of my misery.
      Just don't ask Paul Kruger to do it. He's so slow it would just prolong the misery.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
        Shoot me through the head. Just put me out of my misery.
        Why wait until then?
        Everything in life is an approximation.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          Shoot me through the head. Just put me out of my misery.
          This is Junkie's hobby. He has stated such before.

          I am sure he feels the same about folks that spend so much time watching bike races on TV or other guys that hang out at cemeteries.

          To each his own.

          I have to admit, Junkie has a hearty appetite for football statistics. But the board is better for it.

          PS If I were to kill you, I would do it James Bond style. Instead of quickly putting you out of your misery with a cheap bullet, I would spend some time revealing all of my secret plans and then leave you on your own to die at the hands of a cool death machine. Deep down, I would secretly know that you are clever enough to escape, which is why I would not be disappointed when I return to find you gone. And still alive.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            This is Junkie's hobby. He has stated such before.

            I am sure he feels the same about folks that spend so much time watching bike races on TV or other guys that hang out at cemeteries.

            To each his own.

            I have to admit, Junkie has a hearty appetite for football statistics. But the board is better for it.

            PS If I were to kill you, I would do it James Bond style. Instead of quickly putting you out of your misery with a cheap bullet, I would spend some time revealing all of my secret plans and then leave you on your own to die at the hands of a cool death machine. Deep down, I would secretly know that you are clever enough to escape, which is why I would not be disappointed when I return to find you gone. And still alive.
            I too love Junkie. That should be clear. But you should know he's been running combine smack on Utefans. Is that lame or what.
            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

            --Jonathan Swift

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
              I too love Junkie. That should be clear. But you should know he's been running combine smack on Utefans. Is that lame or what.
              Come to think of it, he took a dig at Mark SanChez, as well. punk.

              He should refrain from combine smack on UteFans and just let the natural NFL career arc of Utah players run its course. In time, these new draftees will enjoy the same fate as their Ute brethren before them, I am sure.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                PS If I were to kill you, I would do it James Bond style. Instead of quickly putting you out of your misery with a cheap bullet, I would spend some time revealing all of my secret plans and then leave you on your own to die at the hands of a cool death machine. Deep down, I would secretly know that you are clever enough to escape, which is why I would not be disappointed when I return to find you gone. And still alive.
                Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
                [guard starts dipping mechanism]
                Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
                Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
                Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
                Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
                Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.
                "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  Come to think of it, he took a dig at Mark SanChez, as well. punk.

                  He should refrain from combine smack on UteFans and just let the natural NFL career arc of Utah players run its course. In time, these new draftees will enjoy the same fate as their Ute brethren before them, I am sure.
                  I'm not sure why but the fate of Ute players in the NFL has aroused only next to apathy from me.
                  When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                  --Jonathan Swift

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    Come to think of it, he took a dig at Mark SanChez, as well. punk.

                    He should refrain from combine smack on UteFans and just let the natural NFL career arc of Utah players run its course. In time, these new draftees will enjoy the same fate as their Ute brethren before them, I am sure.
                    Like Hall of Famer Marv Bateman? And current NFL guys like Jordan Gross, Steve Smith, Chris and Ma'ake Kemoeatu? Guys like that?
                    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                    "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                      I'm not sure why but the fate of Ute players in the NFL has aroused only next to apathy from me.
                      I am the same way. I don't really care much what alum do unless they are playing for the Lakers, Dodgers, etc.

                      I didn't cheer for the 49ers just because Steve Young was the QB although I am pretty sure a whole lotta LDS folks did. Now if he had played for the Raiders....
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                        Like Hall of Famer Marv Bateman?
                        Now you went and made me google Batemen, since I grew up watching him four years on the Utes. According to wiki he was only pro bowl one year and not a hall of famer.
                        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                        --Jonathan Swift

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                          Now you went and made me google Batemen, since I grew up watching him four years on the Utes. According to wiki he was only pro bowl one year and not a hall of famer.
                          My bad. It wasn't Bateman. It was Larry Wilson.
                          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                            My bad. It wasn't Bateman. It was Larry Wilson.
                            Larry Wilson, of Rigby, ID fame? I have one of his footbal cards.
                            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                            -Turtle
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                              Shoot me through the head. Just put me out of my misery.
                              First of all you should out of everyone should recognizing trolling when you see it, I figured I would use my one post a day on Utefans.

                              By the way you still think Georgetown makes the tourney? Will they be the first .500 team in NCAA history to get an at large bid? Monroe and Wallace still better than Hibbert and Green?
                              *Banned*

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