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    Girls Aloud: Quite the Business Model

    1. Take 5 knockout women, including one young Bridget Bardot and two Beyonce lookalikes.
    2. No musical instruments
    3. Take two of their voices and layer to make it sound like all 5 are singing
    4. Write them songs using the same 4 notes, all melody and no harmonies
    5. Film a music video of the women dressed in scanty period costume with pouty lip synching.
    6. Repeat Step Five.
    7. Repeat Step Five 6 more times.
    7. Receive your Brit Award, Announce 4 more albums.

    http://www.girlsaloud.co.uk
    Last edited by Katy Lied; 02-19-2009, 05:37 AM.
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    Hey! Do you think it is easy? Let's see YOU find 5 knockout women in Great Britain.

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    • #3
      2 Beyonce lookalikes? that was a link to an all-white girl group.
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        Don't hate cause you can't duplicate.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
          Hey! Do you think it is easy? Let's see YOU find 5 knockout women in Great Britain.
          thank you ... he'll be here all week.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            2 Beyonce lookalikes? that was a link to an all-white girl group.
            Okay, one Beyonce Lookalike.



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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
              thank you ... he'll be here all week.
              All week? Dude, CUF is my Las Vegas. It is were washed up Mormons go to eat prime rib and die.

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              • #8
                Cheryl Tweedy (now Cole) is quite possibly the hottest woman on earth. With her, you don't need a damn business model.
                Last edited by MarkGrace; 02-19-2009, 10:01 AM.
                So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                • #9
                  It seems this Girls Aloud group is a rehash of the Spice Girls which was a retread of Toto Coelo.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                    Cheryl Tweedy (now Cole) is quite possibly the hottest woman on her. With her, you don't need a damn business model.
                    True statement.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                      Cheryl Tweedy (now Cole) is quite possibly the hottest woman on her. With her, you don't need a damn business model.
                      Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                      True statement.
                      Which begs the question: on who?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Which begs the question: on who?
                        I don't think it matters.
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                        • #13
                          Sorry, I fixed that. It was supposed to say "earth."
                          So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                            Okay, one Beyonce Lookalike.
                            Seriously. That's clearly the look they're going for. Or some kind of Beyonce Mariah hybrid.

                            Do you really think they'll make it through four more albums? I'd be surprised if they make it through two.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Babs View Post
                              Do you really think they'll make it through four more albums? I'd be surprised if they make it through two.
                              I think they have five right now, though I think one is a Greatest Hits.
                              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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