Not your average Utah news story

[Uncle Ted]

Naked woman steals cars, leads officers on chase

"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

[CardiacCoug]

Naked woman steals cars, leads officers on chase

Sounded to me like somebody high on meth -- but they said on the news this morning that "alcohol and drugs weren't involved."

Probably a mental illness episode similar to the Cardall kid.