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  • Crazy @#$^% You'd Put in Your Dream House

    When I used to build rich-people mansions in the Park City area, we'd see all sorts of crazy @#$%^ that people wanted put in their houses. We'd just shake our heads, and figure out how to put it in. Here's some of the outlandish things we installed:

    2,000 SF wine cellar
    Laundry closets with stacked washer-dryers in every single bedroom (about 9 bedrooms)
    showers with the nozzles hanging from the ceiling, and the water flowing down from 10 feet in the air
    Toilets with the tanks built into the wall so the only thing you'd see is the seat sticking out like a ghostly chair
    An open channel water fountain that flowed down the side of the stairwell like a wet bannister
    A dark room (who uses wet film any more?)
    A miniature train on tracks travelling around on some dropped soffit at the ceiling of the room like that restaurant in Heber.
    A garden on the roof (not on a widow's walk or anything-- the dirt was on the roof)
    The house built over a creek with a glass floor
    A salt lick on the deck

    Some of the stuff was crazy, some of it was cool, some of it I knew would be a nightmare to maintain. The coolest thing I liked was for a 5,000 SF bachelor pad. The guy mounted a flat screen plasma tv in his bathroom directly behind the huge bathroom mirror. When the tv was off, you'd see nothing, just a bathroom mirror. Click the remote control and you had a 36" tv in the mirror. The mirror was surrounded by an ornate frame that hid a hinge. You could flip up the mirror for tv maintenance.

    So what do you have in the back of your mind that you'd like to put into your dream house one day when you have a ton of dough? If money were no object? Rumpus room? Conversation pit? Room sized shower made of glass block?
    Last edited by Katy Lied; 06-09-2010, 09:19 PM.

  • #2
    I like the idea of a shower from the ceiling. I hate having to crouch over to get my hair wet.
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    • #3
      4 lane bowling alley
      indoor baseball infield
      Regulation basketball court
      3000 sq. ft. weight lifting room and exerise equipment

      I will ask my wife what else she would add
      "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

      "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

      "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

      -Rick Majerus

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      • #4
        Originally posted by hostile View Post
        I like the idea of a shower from the ceiling. I hate having to crouch over to get my hair wet.
        +1, and I am not nearly as tall as you.
        "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

        "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

        "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

        -Rick Majerus

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        • #5
          Not really that extravagant, but I'd really like a brick oven in my backyard someday. I'd also take a page out of Pee-Wee Herman's book and have a fireman pole from the top floor to the basement. I always thought that would be cool. Or maybe an escalator (which could double as a stair climber!)
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • #6
            I'd rather spend the money on the lot size. I want my kids looking for excuses to go outside rather than stay inside.

            I'd like a greenhouse, try and grow some citrus fruit, year round fresh herbs/veggies.
            Lap pool would be nice
            Batting cage
            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by hostile View Post
              I like the idea of a shower from the ceiling. I hate having to crouch over to get my hair wet.
              The problem with this is that when there is no water in the tub, the water splashes up out of the tub and across the room. When the water gets about 4" deep, then no splash.

              I forgot, I've also put a lot of gas fireplaces in the bathroom at the end of the tub.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                The problem with this is that when there is no water in the tub, the water splashes up out of the tub and across the room. When the water gets about 4" deep, then no splash.
                Have the tub and shower separate, with the shower enclosed - since money is no object.
                "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                • #9
                  so far these answers are not crazy s&*&& as requested.

                  For starters, I would put in a recreation area complete with a full sized replica video arcade circa 1986 complete with all the classics-- Pole Position, Donkey Kong, Joust, Mario Bros., Frogger, Punch-out!!, Pac Man...

                  which reminds me-- I'd have a full size basketball court with an adjoining dining area/cafeteria where all the tables are the pac-man tables they used to have at Pizza Hut.

                  On the other side would be my media/movie room with a Karaoke/Rock Band stage and full stage equipped setup {lights, disco ball P.A. system, etc.} The stage would have one of those cultural hall locking curtain partitions, behind which is my music room setup w/ drums and all my guitars w/ amp stacks. The media room would have mini fridges built into the wall at waist level.

                  At the back of the media room there would be a full replica of the bar area from Cheers. I would have 7 types of root beer on tap and hard ice cream behind the bar. I guess I could keep some import beers/wine back there for non- lame mormon guests...

                  A Silver Spoons style train is a must to get me from my bedroom to the front room... I will think of something else later that I'm missing I'm sure
                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • #10
                    Phat's Boom-Boom Room.
                    I'm your huckleberry.


                    "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                    • #11
                      OK here's more.

                      Every room would be embued with HD projectors linked into the house network w/ tivo, netflix, blu ray players etc. patched in so you can watch Sports Center or last night's House on 100+ fantastic HD inches whether enjoying a bowl of grapenuts, bathing, or taking a dump in the morning.


                      My bathtub area would be like a big wok with stepped seats. There would be the option to rain hot water from the heavens into the wok from the network of pipes worked into the high waterproof chandelier that's illuminated by the oversized skylight network.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • #12
                        Oh and the grotto.
                        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Commando View Post
                          Oh and the grotto.
                          That goes without saying.
                          "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                          "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                          • #14
                            Secret passages and rooms. Every since I watched this when I was a kid,



                            I have wanted to have them since that day.

                            When I was in the drywall business we did one house that had an elaborate secret passage system built into the house. I was incredibly jealous and I vowed that if I end up a multi millionaire that I will have secret passages in my house.
                            Last edited by Coach McGuirk; 06-09-2010, 10:35 PM.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
                              Secret passages and rooms. Every since I watched this when I was a kid,



                              I have wanted to have them since that day.

                              When I was in the drywall business we did one house that had an elaborate secret passage system built into the house. I was incredibly jealous and I vowed that if I end up a multi millionaire that I will have secret passages in my house.
                              Ooh good one. Scooby Doo villain-style revolving book case, or false fireplace w/ violently fast and jolting slide? That is the question.
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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