Only in Detroit

[San Juan Sun]

Two dudes are fighting. (For those who don't know, "two dudes" are responsible for 90% of the crime this city. You're especially at risk if you're going to church or reading the Bible on someone's porch at 3 am. The other 10% of the violent crime here is caused by "that bitch".)

Dude A pulls a gun on Dude B, and starts shooting.

Dude B gets in his car and tries to get away.

Dude A jumps on his bicycle and gives chase, still firing.

Dude B turns his car around, and runs over Dude A.

Dude A is seriously injured, requiring neurosurgical intervention, suffers a severe liver injury, and is likely to lose one or both of his mangled legs. He is the only victim of the first ride-by shooting I've ever heard of.

[DU Ute]

This belongs in The Bike Shop!

[doctorcoug]

I actually witnessed a ride-by murder in Brazil. It was the worst thing I have ever seen. So much evil.

[hostile]

Two dudes are fighting. (For those who don't know, "two dudes" are responsible for 90% of the crime this city. You're especially at risk if you're going to church or reading the Bible on someone's porch at 3 am. The other 10% of the violent crime here is caused by "that bitch".)

Dude A pulls a gun on Dude B, and starts shooting.

Dude B gets in his car and tries to get away.

Dude A jumps on his bicycle and gives chase, still firing.

Dude B turns his car around, and runs over Dude A.

Dude A is seriously injured, requiring neurosurgical intervention, suffers a severe liver injury, and is likely to lose one or both of his mangled legs. He is the only victim of the first ride-by shooting I've ever heard of.

"Two dudes" or sometimes "some dude" are responsible for the overwhelming majority of all the trauma I have seen in every city. These guys must have amazing abilities to be in multiple places at the same time.