Two dudes are fighting. (For those who don't know, "two dudes" are responsible for 90% of the crime this city. You're especially at risk if you're going to church or reading the Bible on someone's porch at 3 am. The other 10% of the violent crime here is caused by "that bitch".)
Dude A pulls a gun on Dude B, and starts shooting.
Dude B gets in his car and tries to get away.
Dude A jumps on his bicycle and gives chase, still firing.
Dude B turns his car around, and runs over Dude A.
Dude A is seriously injured, requiring neurosurgical intervention, suffers a severe liver injury, and is likely to lose one or both of his mangled legs. He is the only victim of the first ride-by shooting I've ever heard of.
Dude A pulls a gun on Dude B, and starts shooting.
Dude B gets in his car and tries to get away.
Dude A jumps on his bicycle and gives chase, still firing.
Dude B turns his car around, and runs over Dude A.
Dude A is seriously injured, requiring neurosurgical intervention, suffers a severe liver injury, and is likely to lose one or both of his mangled legs. He is the only victim of the first ride-by shooting I've ever heard of.
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