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    How did you find CUF?

    DU Ute has been pestering me to join for a long time. He thinks I will let him on here more if I do.

    What do you like about CUF?

    It's a good conversation starter for me and DU Ute and it keeps DU Ute occupied when I don't want to put out.

    What don't I like about CUF?

    I have to put out more to get DU Ute's attention.

    How did you choose your moniker?

    Should be obvious by now. Everything revolves around DU Ute.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?

    Right now I work full time while raising my little Utelings (8 & 3 mos). I administer the student health and dental insurance plans for a university. When I can I like to camp, run, cook and play golf and basketball.

    How many States have you lived in?

    Utah, California, Colorado

    What are your sports loyalties?

    GO UTES!! I tolerate the Rockies. Not sure about the Broncos although I feel obligated being a Denverite.

    What's your standing in the church?

    Active. I think I'm in good standing, but I've been relegated to the primary for the last 2 years so maybe not.

    Do you pee in the sink?

    1 bathroom+DU Ute+newspaper+pregnant= this close

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

    That depends...is Mtn. Dew considered a drug?

    Are you looking forward to Wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

    I have know idea what to say.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

    24 hours. Unless you count the stuff that DU Ute tells me.

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    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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    "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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    • #3
      Welcome and glad to have you here. We need more female perspective - especially Ute female perspective.

      Perhaps you can convince your bro-in-law to post here, as your husband has failed to do so.
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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      • #4
        Welcome. I'll ask the obvious question: is your avatar a picture of you?

        I miss Colorado. We loved Castle Rock and would to God that we were still living there.
        Everything in life is an approximation.

        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DU's cUTEy View Post
          How did you find CUF?

          DU Ute has been pestering me to join for a long time. He thinks I will let him on here more if I do.


          What don't I like about CUF?

          I have to put out more to get DU Ute's attention.
          Welcome. Enjoy your stay!

          One, how is it possible for DU to be on here any more than he is?

          And DU, you're doing it wrong.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DU's cUTEy View Post
            How did you find CUF?

            DU Ute has been pestering me to join for a long time. He thinks I will let him on here more if I do.

            What do you like about CUF?

            It's a good conversation starter for me and DU Ute and it keeps DU Ute occupied when I don't want to put out.

            What don't I like about CUF?

            I have to put out more to get DU Ute's attention.

            How did you choose your moniker?

            Should be obvious by now. Everything revolves around DU Ute.

            What do you do (other than read CUF)?

            Right now I work full time while raising my little Utelings (8 & 3 mos). I administer the student health and dental insurance plans for a university. When I can I like to camp, run, cook and play golf and basketball.

            How many States have you lived in?

            Utah, California, Colorado

            What are your sports loyalties?

            GO UTES!! I tolerate the Rockies. Not sure about the Broncos although I feel obligated being a Denverite.

            What's your standing in the church?

            Active. I think I'm in good standing, but I've been relegated to the primary for the last 2 years so maybe not.

            Do you pee in the sink?

            1 bathroom+DU Ute+newspaper+pregnant= this close

            When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

            That depends...is Mtn. Dew considered a drug?

            Are you looking forward to Wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

            I have know idea what to say.

            Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

            24 hours. Unless you count the stuff that DU Ute tells me.


            Best. First. Post. Ever. Welcome, Welcome.
            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

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            -Rick Majerus

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            • #7
              Good stuff!

              Welcome.

              Great choice of his and hers avatars.
              Last edited by beefytee; 04-30-2010, 03:50 PM.

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              • #8
                Solid intro except the part about you raising Utelings. I can never condone this type of indoctrination.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                  Best. First. Post. Ever. Welcome, Welcome.


                  Welcome aboard.
                  "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                  "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                    Welcome. I'll ask the obvious question: is your avatar a picture of you?
                    Maybe.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      Maybe.
                      +1.

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                      • #12
                        welcome!
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                        • #13
                          Sassy and clever. I am a fan already.

                          Welcome aboard.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • #14
                            You can never have too many Ute babes! Welcome.

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                            • #15
                              Welcome, dc...y. (I can't call you cUTEy 'cause that's just creepy and I won't call you DU's so any suggestions would be appreciated.) Looks like you're upping the sass quotient around here so it's good to have you.

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