PDA

View Full Version : So Larry King is getting a divorce



Mr. Crimson
04-14-2010, 03:55 PM
Because he's doing it with his wife's sister, who I believe is former BYU QB Bret Engeman's mom.

falafel
04-14-2010, 03:56 PM
Because he's doing it with his wife's sister, who I believe is former BYU QB Bret Engeman's mom.

I think you mean she's former BYU QB Bret Engeman's aunt.

ewth8tr
04-14-2010, 04:00 PM
I think you mean she's former BYU QB Bret Engeman's aunt.
No, he's divorcing Brett's aunt, who accused him of sleeping with Brett's mom.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/14/2010-04-14_larry_king_files_for_divorce_from_7th_wife_shaw n_southwick_citing_irreconcilable.html

beelzebabette
04-14-2010, 04:03 PM
*Ahem* (sisters)

falafel
04-14-2010, 04:04 PM
*Ahem* (sisters)

:D I was just confused as to which sister was Bret's mom. I always though it was Larry's wife.

beelzebabette
04-14-2010, 04:07 PM
:D I was just confused as to which sister was Bret's mom. I always though it was Larry's wife.
You're confusing Bret Engemann with Danny Southwick.

falafel
04-14-2010, 04:12 PM
You're confusing Bret Engemann with Danny Southwick.

Did Danny play at Timpview?

beelzebabette
04-14-2010, 04:16 PM
Did Danny play at Timpview?
Perhaps (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Did+Danny+Southwick+attend+Timpview)

TripletDaddy
04-14-2010, 04:18 PM
First, Larry King is old, therefore any physical intimacy with him would be grody to the max. :barf:

Second, Bret Engemann's mom (Shannon?) is attractive, as is his aunt. Physical intimacy with either/both of them would not be grody to the max. In fact, the Engemanns obviously enjoy a very blessed gene pool. However, having an affair with your sister's husband means that you are a harlot and likely a gold digger.

http://www.shannone.com/

The big loser in all of this is Bret because he wound up playing for Oakland. :ashamed:

beelzebabette
04-14-2010, 04:21 PM
Bret Engemann's mom (Shannon?) is attractive, as is his aunt.
:wallbash:

Jeff Lebowski
04-14-2010, 04:24 PM
http://www.shannone.com/


Whoa. She forgot to put on her G's.

She also coined a new malapropism for CUF:


"I'm tired of taking the wrap for things. I did not have an affair with Larry," she said.


Funny what money and fame will do. If Larry was a janitor with those looks, he wouldn't get to first base with these women. Or any woman.

TripletDaddy
04-14-2010, 04:34 PM
:wallbash:

I need you to break down the 4 generation chart for me. Which one is Engemann's mom, which one is the aunt, and why are either of them getting with Methuselah? Yikes. The hills and prostitution think Larry King has been around a long time.

PaloAltoCougar
04-14-2010, 04:41 PM
I'm hopeful Larry's Ladies will perform this song, which my daughters do pretty much everytime, for a few seconds at least, they get together.

RYZbgG4D2oA

Larry could pop out from behind the fans when they get to "Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister, and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man."


This unfortunate development also reminds me of the SNL sketch about the King/Southwick wedding reception at which, after a toast, the gorgeous 30ish bride stood and thanked everyone for sharing her joy at "meeting the man of my dreams...a 65 year-old balding Jew who has been married six times."

ewth8tr
04-14-2010, 05:13 PM
Perhaps (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Did+Danny+Southwick+attend+Timpview)
You are too nice. (http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=Did+Danny+Southwick+play+at+Timpvi ew?) :)

Viking
04-14-2010, 05:13 PM
Wow. Larry King is AWESOME!!!

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oP3ezq7G5E8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oP3ezq7G5E8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

SteelBlue
04-14-2010, 05:24 PM
I'm confused. I always thought Larry was married to Brett's sister.

falafel
04-14-2010, 05:30 PM
I'm confused. I always thought Larry was married to Brett's sister.

No, its Bret's daughter.

I googled it, at the insistence of BBB and ewth8tr

Viking
04-14-2010, 05:33 PM
We've known the engemann's since before i was born. My non-mormon grandpa paid for shannon's dad to go on a mission.

perhaps i can call in a favor of shannon?

:)

Color Me Badd Fan
04-14-2010, 05:38 PM
It's nice to see that Larry King's devotion to cougars has survived Bret Engemann's shitty tenure.

http://www.shannone.com/modeling/shannon28.jpg

Viking
04-14-2010, 05:55 PM
While I respect LK's ability to allegedly get copious amounts of first class, uh, action, I sure hope there's not a sex tape.

byu71
04-14-2010, 06:24 PM
No way is this true about Shannon and all talk about such should stop. She hosts some shows on KBYU.

Viking
04-14-2010, 06:26 PM
No way is this true about Shannon and all talk about such should stop. She hosts some shows on KBYU.
Yes, from her pictures she looks to be very concerned about her wholesome reputation. I agree, please, don't post any more of her boobs on this site that came from her website.

Viking
04-14-2010, 06:32 PM
OMG, doccoug, add about 100 lbs to larry king below and who would that look like in about 10 years!! Amazing, eh? Dad is the product of centuries of strong jewish heritage, after all.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/04/14/0414-larry-king-sister-ex02-splash-credit-1.jpg

Shaka
04-14-2010, 06:36 PM
I'm pretty sure Brett, Shannon, and Shawn are siblings.

I've had a couple of friends who have dated Shannon including a roomate. I've hung out with her socially as well as doing some music and voice over stuff with her. She's very hot and quite nice. However she has never been what I'd call a hardcore mormon.

HuskyFreeNorthwest
04-14-2010, 06:37 PM
I sure hope there's not a sex tape.

Even if there was, I doubt you would be forced to watch it.

Viking
04-14-2010, 06:51 PM
Karl is her dad. Bobby is her uncle. Bret, Shawn and Shannon are siblings. Hence the humor of Danny Southwick being a nephew of Bret's.

Bobby rep'd the Osmonds in the early days. He was in "The Letterman", a surprisingly popular band in the old days. Bobby is a great guy. Karl is too.

Viking
04-14-2010, 06:56 PM
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ytCEuuW2_A&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ytCEuuW2_A&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

FMCoug
04-14-2010, 08:44 PM
This thread would not be complete without pointing out that there are more ways to millions than quarterbacking in the NFL. The tried and true Utah County way for example!

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/bret-engemann/7/478/563

Color Me Badd Fan
04-14-2010, 08:47 PM
Yes, from her pictures she looks to be very concerned about her wholesome reputation. I agree, please, don't post any more of her boobs on this site that came from her website.

I just wish she'd move her damn hair in the picture I posted. There's some serious Tawny Kitaen in the White Snake video potential there.

Color Me Badd Fan
04-14-2010, 08:52 PM
This thread would not be complete without pointing out that there are more ways to millions than quarterbacking in the NFL. The tried and true Utah County way for example!

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/bret-engemann/7/478/563

Too bad he didn't add "Pumping chicks and then getting my ass kicked by their boyfriends."

HuskyFreeNorthwest
04-14-2010, 09:21 PM
This thread would not be complete without pointing out that there are more ways to millions than quarterbacking in the NFL. The tried and true Utah County way for example!

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/bret-engemann/7/478/563

There is just something about old Bert Englemann that makes me want to mock him. What is a double diamond executive? Sounds important.

On Bert's website he says

Did you know that doctors are telling us that we should be eating the right kind of dark chocolate for our health (see October 2005 Prevention Magazine)?

No link provided, do a lot of people just have the October 2005 Prevention Magazine lying around?

New Mexican Disaster
04-14-2010, 09:22 PM
Too bad he didn't add "Pumping chicks and then getting my ass kicked by their boyfriends."

Or "getting schooled by NMD in teacher's quorum church basketball." I think that would make him more impressive. Actually he was always a pretty nice guy from my experience.

Hot Lunch
04-14-2010, 11:00 PM
There is just something about old Bert Englemann that makes me want to mock him. What is a double diamond executive? Sounds important.

On Bert's website he says


No link provided, do a lot of people just have the October 2005 Prevention Magazine lying around?

I actually see the tool every couple of weeks at the gym. He walks around the place like like his shit doesn't stink. Every time I see this guy I understand why C.J. Ah You knocked his A$$ out.

mpfunk
04-14-2010, 11:10 PM
There is just something about old Bert Englemann that makes me want to mock him. What is a double diamond executive? Sounds important.

On Bert's website he says


No link provided, do a lot of people just have the October 2005 Prevention Magazine lying around?

I'm really excited for Mr. Engemann's business opportunity.

"Why did I choose Xocai? First, and most importantly, because it's a real product that delivers real benefits. In addition, Xocai is an amazing business opportunity.

First sign that you are dealing with an MLM, someone trying to convince you that they are actually selling a real product. Second sign, the use of the phrase amazing/exciting business opportunity.