So Larry King is getting a divorce

[Mr. Crimson]

Because he's doing it with his wife's sister, who I believe is former BYU QB Bret Engeman's mom.

[falafel]

Because he's doing it with his wife's sister, who I believe is former BYU QB Bret Engeman's mom.

I think you mean she's former BYU QB Bret Engeman's aunt.

[ewth8tr]

I think you mean she's former BYU QB Bret Engeman's aunt.

No, he's divorcing Brett's aunt, who accused him of sleeping with Brett's mom.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...oncilable.html

[beelzebabette]

*Ahem* (sisters)

[falafel]

*Ahem* (sisters)

I was just confused as to which sister was Bret's mom. I always though it was Larry's wife.

[beelzebabette]

I was just confused as to which sister was Bret's mom. I always though it was Larry's wife.

You're confusing Bret Engemann with Danny Southwick.

[falafel]

You're confusing Bret Engemann with Danny Southwick.

Did Danny play at Timpview?

[beelzebabette]

Did Danny play at Timpview?

Perhaps

[TripletDaddy]

First, Larry King is old, therefore any physical intimacy with him would be grody to the max.

Second, Bret Engemann's mom (Shannon?) is attractive, as is his aunt. Physical intimacy with either/both of them would not be grody to the max. In fact, the Engemanns obviously enjoy a very blessed gene pool. However, having an affair with your sister's husband means that you are a harlot and likely a gold digger.

http://www.shannone.com/

The big loser in all of this is Bret because he wound up playing for Oakland.

[beelzebabette]

Bret Engemann's mom (Shannon?) is attractive, as is his aunt.

[Jeff Lebowski]

http://www.shannone.com/

Whoa. She forgot to put on her G's.

She also coined a new malapropism for CUF:

"I'm tired of taking the wrap for things. I did not have an affair with Larry," she said.

Funny what money and fame will do. If Larry was a janitor with those looks, he wouldn't get to first base with these women. Or any woman.

[TripletDaddy]

I need you to break down the 4 generation chart for me. Which one is Engemann's mom, which one is the aunt, and why are either of them getting with Methuselah? Yikes. The hills and prostitution think Larry King has been around a long time.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I'm hopeful Larry's Ladies will perform this song, which my daughters do pretty much everytime, for a few seconds at least, they get together.

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Larry could pop out from behind the fans when they get to "Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister, and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man."


This unfortunate development also reminds me of the SNL sketch about the King/Southwick wedding reception at which, after a toast, the gorgeous 30ish bride stood and thanked everyone for sharing her joy at "meeting the man of my dreams...a 65 year-old balding Jew who has been married six times."

[ewth8tr]

Perhaps

You are too nice.

[Viking]

Wow. Larry King is AWESOME!!!

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