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    I went birthday shopping for my wife and swung by Illuminations. They were having a massive liquidation sale, the whole store. The entire chain is kaput. I bought nearly a full shopping bag full of candles. What would have cost several hundred dollars five weeks ago cost $46.00. I was in pig heaven, the only guy in the place, which was a mad house.

    I was thinking that there must have been an age in which candle makers were a critical industry deserving of a bail out.

    I'm waiting for the liquidation sale on global warming.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift

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    My wife is addicted to Illuminations. I will make sure to NOT tell her of this fire sale.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • #3
      A candle is a terrible present to buy someone else. Someone bought some candles for Faith and I when we go married (thirteen years ago). Who wants some stranger picking the scent for their house?

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      • #4
        They have a whole store that just sells candles? It's no wonder their prospects are flickering.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Babs View Post
          They have a whole store that just sells candles? It's no wonder their prospects are flickering.
          you shouldn't make light of the economic hardships of others.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            you shouldn't make light of the economic hardships of others.
            Light? Not at all. Sounds to me more like the future's rather dim.

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            • #7
              Flame war!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Babs View Post
                Light? Not at all. Sounds to me more like the future's rather dim.
                I really enjoy reading your posts when you wax philosophical about the economy.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  I really enjoy reading your posts when you wax philosophical about the economy.
                  She gets all her stuff from WICKi.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    She gets all her stuff from WICKi.
                    Mind your own beeswax!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Mind your own beeswax!
                      You can't match what I got.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        You can't match what I got.
                        I could smoke you, easily.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          I could smoke you, easily.
                          You'd burn out.

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                          • #14
                            None of you can hold a candle to me.
                            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                            --Jonathan Swift

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                              None of you can hold a candle to me.
                              You'd get blown out.

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