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Jeff Lebowski
01-21-2009, 01:47 PM
Watched the inauguration on my DVR last night. The benediction was awesome.


... help us work for that day when black will not be asked to give back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, man, and when white will embrace what is right.

Let's keep it going. I will get us started:

When tan will be "The Man".

Jeff Lebowski
01-21-2009, 01:48 PM
In case you need some inspiration:

http://www.w3schools.com/HTML/html_colornames.asp

cougjunkie
01-21-2009, 01:49 PM
Watched the inauguration on my DVR last night. The benediction was awesome.



Let's keep it going. I will get us started:

When tan will be "The Man".

Where green will no longer be mean.

TripletDaddy
01-21-2009, 01:50 PM
when the homo will cry no mo'

cougjunkie
01-21-2009, 01:52 PM
Where maize wont have to worry about the bullets graze.

Jeff Lebowski
01-21-2009, 01:59 PM
In case you need some inspiration:

http://www.w3schools.com/HTML/html_colornames.asp

SteelBlue has his own HTML color code (#4682B4 (http://www.w3schools.com/tags/ref_color_tryit.asp?hex=4682B4)). I am jealous.

HuskyFreeNorthwest
01-21-2009, 01:59 PM
The prayer in pictures

http://porn-video.ru/uploads/posts/thumbs/1187224739_black_booty_worshipfront.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/48577192_feecb9003b.jpg

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0013/2740/brand.gif

http://www.jacksocal.com/redman-3st.jpg

http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/bagnews/images/union%20embrace.JPG

HuskyFreeNorthwest
01-21-2009, 02:02 PM
Where green will no longer be mean.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1286/809875372_274c4b8f7b.jpg?v=0

Jeff Lebowski
01-21-2009, 02:10 PM
When Exie will be sexy.

wuapinmon
01-21-2009, 02:22 PM
when the homo will cry no mo'

golf clap

YOhio
01-21-2009, 02:35 PM
WGz_xSSgjY0

YOhio
01-21-2009, 02:35 PM
When the Mormon will be normal

TripletDaddy
01-21-2009, 02:40 PM
When the Mormon will be normal

yikes.

you lose the ability to criticize any of my posts for the next 2 days.

Jeff Lebowski
01-21-2009, 02:44 PM
When the zoobies can smoke doobies.

creekster
01-21-2009, 03:17 PM
When the gloves do fit so you cannot acquit

Tim
01-21-2009, 03:21 PM
When periwinkle makes a fairy tinkle.

wuapinmon
01-21-2009, 03:24 PM
When the Mormon will be normal

When the Mormon can have more than one woman

creekster
01-21-2009, 03:26 PM
When the Mormon can have more than one woman

When the momrons will come a stormin . .

RobinFinderson
01-21-2009, 03:28 PM
When the momrons will come a stormin . .

This reminds me of my uncle, who was RCMP up in Canada. He was the big man on the force, and when they had to raid houses it was his job to knock in the door. And that is how he got his nickname:

Stormin Norman the Mormon Doorman.

il Padrino Ute
01-21-2009, 03:29 PM
When the politicians will just shut the hell up and do what's best for their consituents rather than what's expedient to further their own career.

Sorry. I never was very good at rhyming.

wuapinmon
01-21-2009, 03:31 PM
When the politicians will just shut the hell up and do what's best for their consituents rather than what's expedient to further their own career.

Sorry. I never was very good at rhyming.

Anyone else hate slant rhyme? Word and Lord do not rhyme and it kills the hymn for me when I see it.

Tim
01-21-2009, 03:50 PM
When puce can float a dooce.

Indy Coug
01-21-2009, 05:22 PM
So that the Cat can still wear that Hat

Non Sequitur
01-21-2009, 05:45 PM
...when Tavernari can enter Kiri.

Parrot Head
01-21-2009, 06:56 PM
The Daily Show had a good take on the prayer. The whole clip is good, but the prayer part starts around 7+ minutes.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=216537&title=changefest-09-obamas

Mr Incredible
01-21-2009, 07:43 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/48577192_feecb9003b.jpg




I suddenly want to get a job at UPS.

YOhio
01-21-2009, 07:53 PM
yikes.

you lose the ability to criticize any of my posts for the next 2 days.

I admit that was bad. I am going through a bad breakup with one of my ties so I'm a bit out of sorts.

TripletDaddy
01-21-2009, 10:20 PM
I admit that was bad. I am going through a bad breakup with one of my ties so I'm a bit out of sorts.

that also includes veiled criticism, btw.

Jeff Lebowski
01-21-2009, 10:26 PM
I suddenly want to get a job at UPS.

Speaking of the UPS, we got a knock on the door the other night. My son answered the door and come into the kitchen and said "Mom, the UPS guy is at the door and he is wondering if he can borrow our ladder." She thought he was joking. He continued, "No really. There is a package on the roof." She finally went to the door and there was an embarrassed UPS guy asking her for a ladder. He slipped on the ice walking up to our door and as his hand went back to catch himself, the package he was carrying slipped out and flew up on to our roof. He said he was happy she was home and that she had a good sense of humor. He was wondering what he would have done if nobody had been at home. We tease him now whenever he comes.