I would rate it a solid 10. Applause breaks, multiple names for Jesus, self praise. I would be thrilled to have someone like that pray at April conference.
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That the red man can get ahead, man
Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI dug the way he asked for a blessing upon "Malia...........and SAAASSSSHA!"
I was disappointed that he didn't tell that we could purchase his book, "A Purpose Driven Life," at most major book retailers and online."Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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Originally posted by RobinFinderson View PostThe benediction was awesome, a sweet answer to the missed opportunities in the Warren prayer.
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Originally posted by Teenage Dirtbag View PostThat prayer was awesome. Almost as memorable as the Gaylord Fokker classic: "we thank You oh sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smorgasbord You have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day".
And I though that the Warren prayer was the dumbest thing I ever heard, totally irreverent and ridiculous on many levels . . . "let the red man get ahead man" He just made himself look silly.I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC
You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous
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Originally posted by Gidget View PostThat movie is effin' hilarious! The Meet the Parents prayer almost is all from a song in Godspell.
And I though that the Warren prayer was the dumbest thing I ever heard, totally irreverent and ridiculous on many levels . . . "let the red man get ahead man" He just made himself look silly.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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I loved the closing prayer...entertaining and heartfelt. Well done.
The opening prayer actually caused me to dry heave. I kept yelling for my co-workers to come and hold my hair back just in case I actually threw up and didn't just dry heave. Alas, nothing came out.
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Originally posted by UteStar View PostI loved the closing prayer...entertaining and heartfelt. Well done.
The opening prayer actually caused me to dry heave. I kept yelling for my co-workers to come and hold my hair back just in case I actually threw up and didn't just dry heave. Alas, nothing came out.
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Originally posted by RobinFinderson View PostThe choice of Warren is why I think that B. is a closet atheist. No other pick could have made religion look more superficial.
On a side note, last night on Leno, Wanda Sykes shared a couple more additions she would have used if she were giving the Dr Seuss benediction. One of them was, "if you're fat....don't eat that!"Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Originally posted by UteStar View PostI loved the closing prayer...entertaining and heartfelt. Well done.
The opening prayer actually caused me to dry heave. I kept yelling for my co-workers to come and hold my hair back just in case I actually threw up and didn't just dry heave. Alas, nothing came out.Dyslexics are teople poo...
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Originally posted by Gidget View PostAnd I though that the Warren prayer was the dumbest thing I ever heard, totally irreverent and ridiculous on many levels . . . "let the red man get ahead man" He just made himself look silly.
I was listening on the audio only via the internet at work...and thought I must have mistakenly caught a broadcast from Bill Cosby.
In my books, that part of the prayer was undignified and inappropriate for the occasion."Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.
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