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    Ode to the Surprise Recruit

    O, Surprise Recruit
    Thou who hast always been rumored of
    Yet materializes not
    Year after year

    The One of whom many are certain
    Whispering behind chat curtains
    I can only assume
    It's because you really like beer
    Last edited by Indy Coug; 02-03-2010, 11:04 AM.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

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  • #2
    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
    O, Surprise Recruit
    Thou who hast always been rumored of
    Yet materializes not
    Year after year

    The one of whom many are certain
    Whispering behind chat curtains
    I can only assume
    It's because you really like beer
    Loved it. Well done, sir. As a sidenote, does anybody ever go back and stick it in these idiots' faces that it turns out they don't know jack shit? I'm referring to the guys who are always sworn to secrecy by their impeccable sources about a surprise recruit, yet are always "allowed" to post that they know a secret?

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    • #3
      That was beautiful Indy. You do have a softer side.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        You do have a softer side.
        That comes with middle-age and lack of access to a basketball court.
        Everything in life is an approximation.

        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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        • #5
          When you pause before saying "of" you can almost see Mike Meyers holding a candle while reading it.
          "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

          "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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          • #6
            Sweet. If only you could of incorporated the name of that one recruit who seems to come up every year..

            I can't remember his name but he was supposed to be the DB we dreamed of...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by dabrockster View Post
              Sweet. If only you could of incorporated the name of that one recruit who seems to come up every year..

              I can't remember his name but he was supposed to be the DB we dreamed of...
              Walt Williams.
              *Banned*

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              • #8
                You did pay attention in English class I like

                I may be small, but I'm slow.

                A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                  Walt Williams.
                  That's it!! The ever elusive Florida recruit I believe...

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