BYU's fans have sunk to a new low ridiculing Utah's parade

[SeattleUte]

What kind of a miserable piece of shit doesn't love a parade?

I love a parade,the tramping of feet,

I love every beat I hear of a drum.

I love a parade, when I hear a band

I just want to stand and cheer as they come.

That rat-a tat-tat, the blare of a horn.

That rat-a tat-tat, a bright uniform;

The sight of a drill will give me a thrill,

I thrill at the skill of everything military.

I love a parade, a handful of vets,

A line of cadets or any brigade,

For I love a parade

[All-American]

I'll mock your silly superstitions
and your zoobie ways
I'll urge your kids to forgoe missions
droning on for days

Your backward culture? That's fair game!
It's not as though I hate;
It's just that you are just the same
as in 1978!

I'll crown my team the champion
(though they're not number 1),
induct them in the pantheon,
and say discussion's done.

We fans for times of clement weather
have to be obeyed,
so I insist that you must NEVER
rain on my parade.

[SeattleUte]

I'll mock your silly superstitions
and your zoobie ways
I'll urge your kids to forgoe missions
droning on for days

Your backward culture? That's fair game!
It's not as though I hate;
It's just that you are just the same
as in 1978!

I'll crown my team the champion
(though they're not number 1),
induct them in the pantheon,
and say discussion's done.

We fans for times of clement weather
have to be obeyed,
so I insist that you must NEVER
rain on my parade.

Applause. Pretty amazing, actually.

[BlueHair]

What kind of a miserable piece of shit doesn't love a parade?

I love a parade,the tramping of feet,

I love every beat I hear of a drum.

I love a parade, when I hear a band

I just want to stand and cheer as they come.

That rat-a tat-tat, the blare of a horn.

That rat-a tat-tat, a bright uniform;

The sight of a drill will give me a thrill,

I thrill at the skill of everything military.

I love a parade, a handful of vets,

A line of cadets or any brigade,

For I love a parade

LOL! No straight man likes a parade.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

LOL! No straight man likes a parade.

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Yeah SteelBlue I just stole your move.

[Surfah]

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Yeah SteelBlue I just stole your move.

Tosh is a funny man.