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Ladies and Gentlemen, the votes are in for the 2009 Cuffy Awards. With the assistance of Price Waterhouse and election overseer Jimmy Carter, the integrity of the ballot box has been preserved and the winners are as follows:
2009 MVP
For this category only, we will announce a first runner-up, a very important designation because if, for any reason, the MVP is unable to fulfill his/her duties (e.g., the nude videos resurface), the first runner-up will assume the title.
The first runner-up for 2009 CUF MVP is..... SeattleUte
And the winner is: Triplet Daddy [cue Bert Parks]
Wittiest Poster: landpoke
Rookie of the Year (and I’ll let slip that this was by far the closest of the races): Art Vandelay
Best Performance in a Gentile Role: landpoke
This is shaping up to be a Wyoming landslide
Post of the Year: landpoke’s deeply touching testimony about why he comes to CUF
Great, we're going to get one of those James Cameron "King of the World" acceptance speeches.
Best Thread: landpoke’s compelling on-the-scene reportage from a saloon
So which bourbon is the correct acceptance speech bourbon? We may be about to find out...
Best Post in the Foyer: KatyLied’s Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Ruth
Best Sports Post: Senioritis’s review of the BYU/Utah B-Ball game
And finally the category we've all been waiting for: the last one.
Best Thread Hijack: The Ruination of the Berenstain Bears
Winners are encouraged to meet backstage for a photo op, followed by a party at Wuap’s house. Thanks to everyone for voting, especially to those who voted early and often.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the votes are in for the 2009 Cuffy Awards. With the assistance of Price Waterhouse and election overseer Jimmy Carter, the integrity of the ballot box has been preserved and the winners are as follows:
2009 MVP
For this category only, we will announce a first runner-up, a very important designation because if, for any reason, the MVP is unable to fulfill his/her duties (e.g., the nude videos resurface), the first runner-up will assume the title.
The first runner-up for 2009 CUF MVP is..... SeattleUte
And the winner is: Triplet Daddy [cue Bert Parks]
Wittiest Poster: landpoke
Rookie of the Year (and I’ll let slip that this was by far the closest of the races): Art Vandelay
Best Performance in a Gentile Role: landpoke
This is shaping up to be a Wyoming landslide
Post of the Year: landpoke’s deeply touching testimony about why he comes to CUF
Great, we're going to get one of those James Cameron "King of the World" acceptance speeches.
Best Thread: landpoke’s compelling on-the-scene reportage from a saloon
So which bourbon is the correct acceptance speech bourbon? We may be about to find out...
Best Post in the Foyer: KatyLied’s Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Ruth
Best Sports Post: Senioritis’s review of the BYU/Utah B-Ball game
And finally the category we've all been waiting for: the last one.
Best Thread Hijack: The Ruination of the Berenstain Bears
Winners are encouraged to meet backstage for a photo op, followed by a party at Wuap’s house. Thanks to everyone for voting, especially to those who voted early and often.
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