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    Summons Contest

    I do appreciate some of the particulars of CUF culture. Something about the "Summon" jpegs crack me up. Can't explain it, they just do.

    To cultivate this phenomenon, I hereby announce the "Summons" contest.

    Applicants will submit, in this thread, however many "summon" jpegs they see fit. Three awards will be given:

    Funniest "summon"-- for the one that just cracks you up every time you see it.
    Most Appropriate "summon"-- for the one that best encapsulates the poster it is meant to summon
    Best "summon"-- for the one that just has that "je ne sais quois" that renders it superior to the others.

    Applications will be accepted until the end of the month, or until applications stop coming in (with due notice as to the changed deadline). After that, we will vote on the three categories. The winner will be awarded a cash price of one dollar, US.

    Have at it!
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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    This is the only Summons I have ever made.

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    • #3
      I will be the first to admit that I don't understand the SUMMON GOATNAPPER one. What kind of bird is that?

      Edit: I just found out that bird is a "booby." teehee.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #4
        I have been thinking about making something like this for awhile:



        If only I had better photoshop skills.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              I have been thinking about making something like this for awhile:



              If only I had better photoshop skills.
              Photoshop skills? Those are sweet Paint skills right there!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                Hardy har har.
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                  "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                  • #10
                    Who's the creepy dude in the Rosebud summons?
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      Who's the creepy dude in the Rosebud summons?
                      I'm pretty sure it is Bill Shatner. I'm guessing the "summon..." is a Star Trek reference.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Who's the creepy dude in the Rosebud summons?
                        Oh my, I believe it is Orson Wells(SP maybe)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by happyone View Post
                          Oh my, I believe it is Orson Wells(SP maybe)
                          No doubt about it.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                            No doubt about it.
                            Yep, you're right. I guess Orson Wells looks a lot like Bill Shatner.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by YOhio View Post

                              I think that works for Soup, too.

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