I punched 4, elbowed 2 and murdered 1. Oh how I hate the whole Ute organization.
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Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostI punched 4, elbowed 2 and murdered 1. Oh how I hate the whole Ute organization."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostIf only I could cyber-murder you right now....
* I took care of it for you"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostI punched 4, elbowed 2 and murdered 1. Oh how I hate the whole Ute organization.Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks
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Originally posted by BlueHair View PostThere is one Ute fag in my neighborhood. I was going to hit the lady in the lip, but I figured her lower intelligence and drunkeness was punishment enough."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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I did not beat up any Cougars or Utes at church.
But my mom hosted our extended-family Thanksgiving today, and it took less than thirty seconds (I timed) from the point at which the first OkState Cowboys fan arrived before my mom started in on the post-bedlam smack. You'd think a shutout would speak for itself, but apparently notsomuch.
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Originally posted by Babs View PostI did not beat up any Cougars or Utes at church.
But my mom hosted our extended-family Thanksgiving today, and it took less than thirty seconds (I timed) from the point at which the first OkState Cowboys fan arrived before my mom started in on the post-bedlam smack. You'd think a shutout would speak for itself, but apparently notsomuch.Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks
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There is a prominent church leader who is a member of my ward, and he rarely attends because he travels so much, but was present today, and wearing a red tie?!?!? I hastily stood up, yelled "^(#^ ME!!," stormed out, slashed his tires, and scraped in the paint "YOU DRUNK INBRED OLD FOOL!"
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Originally posted by Fiyero View PostThere is a prominent church leader who is a member of my ward, and he rarely attends because he travels so much, but was present today, and wearing a red tie?!?!? I hastily stood up, yelled "^(#^ ME!!," stormed out, slashed his tires, and scraped in the paint "YOU DRUNK INBRED OLD FOOL!"Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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