I have a friend...

[JohnnyLingo]

I have a buddy who likes a lot of the same things I do but isn't much of a college football fan. In fact, he rarely talks about sports at all, and is kind of obsessed with sex.

To those with more finely tuned sensibilities on this topic than I: is this guy a soccer fan?

[jay santos]

I have a buddy who likes a lot of the same things I do but isn't much of a college football fan. In fact, he rarely talks about sports at all, and is kind of obsessed with sex.

To those with more finely tuned sensibilities on this topic than I: is this guy a soccer fan?

Is he obsessed with heterosexual sex or gay sex?

[falafel]

what? Is this an inside post?

[TripletDaddy]

I have a buddy who likes a lot of the same things I do but isn't much of a college football fan. In fact, he rarely talks about sports at all, and is kind of obsessed with sex.

To those with more finely tuned sensibilities on this topic than I: is this guy a soccer fan?

Step one: when hanging out with your "friend," is he usually behind you or in front of you?

Please advise.

[JohnnyLingo]

Is he obsessed with heterosexual sex or gay sex?

Hetero, at least in discussions I am privy to.

[Art Vandelay]

I have a buddy who likes a lot of the same things I do but isn't much of a college football fan. In fact, he rarely talks about sports at all, and is kind of obsessed with sex.

To those with more finely tuned sensibilities on this topic than I: is this guy a soccer fan?

When you give each other back rubs does he take his Abercrombie shirt off or leave it on?

[JohnnyLingo]

When you give each other back rubs does he take his Abercrombie shirt off or leave it on?

On. Also, he's from the South and has this weird thing about Creole. He tells people to call him wuapinmon.

[Art Vandelay]

On. Also, he's from the South and has this weird thing about Creole. He tells people to call him wuapinmon.

Clever John-boy. A very nice trap you set in response to my earlier post, you got DDD, Fal and me. I didn't know you had it in you.

[JohnnyLingo]

Clever John-boy. A very nice trap you set in response to my earlier post, you got DDD, Fal and me. I didn't know you had it in you.

It's not so much a trap as the practical application of your question.

[falafel]

Did you post this in the football forum b/c you knew he wouldn't look in here? I'll bet you didn't factor for his narcissism - he searches "wuapinmon" first thing when he logs on.

[TripletDaddy]

I didn't know you had it in you.

So his friend is behind him? I'm trying to understand what is going on.

[Art Vandelay]

Did you post this in the football forum b/c you knew he wouldn't look in here? I'll bet you didn't factor for his narcissism - he searches "wuapinmon" first thing when he logs on.

I searched for my name once, but didn't like what I read so quit doing. Now I just pretend you guys like me, I'm happier that way.

[Art Vandelay]

So his friend is behind him? I'm trying to understand what is going on.

Ok that was blowing out a snot bubble funny. I'm guessing you have to use all your best quips on here. When you try it at home does MMM just look at you straight-faced and say ,"ha ha funny man, now get upstairs and scrub the crayons off the walls from your son and put the other two back in bed."

[FN Phat]

So his friend is behind him? I'm trying to understand what is going on.